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DockCraft – Where Creeper meets Docking Station. Join the crafty fun now!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

🤣 Ever wondered if using a Switch dock made out of actual cheese can give your console superpowers?! Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret cheese dock that boosts performance by 1000% and makes your battery life last FOREVER! Plus, you can battle against other players in epic cheese wars and become the ultimate cheese champion! Don’t miss out on the cheesiest experience of your life! 🧀🎮 #SayCheeseAndJoinUs

DeepfakeCraft: Where Creepers Look Like Steve But Steve Looks Like A Potato

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Bill Clinton at a 9-year old’s birthday party! Our server is so lit, even Bill himself can’t resist hopping on for some face-biting action. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next! So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more absurd than a presidential scandal.

CraftyGate.fun – Craft your way through Minecraft with the /bgg/ crew in this epic server!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most devilishly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Devil’s Due Edition!

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and chaos? Join us on this server where the only limit is your own imagination…and maybe a few demon enemies along the way.

Patch 6 is now live, introducing new features that will make your gameplay experience even more devilish. And don’t worry, if you knock out Minthara in Act 1, you can still recruit her – just skip the evil path and miss out on a steamy sex scene.

Explore the Underdark, conquer the Mountain Pass, and make decisions that will impact your appearance and fate throughout the game. And don’t forget to enable Karmic Dice for a more balanced gaming experience…or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Join us on The Devil’s Due Edition Minecraft server for a hellishly good time. Just be careful when consuming tadpoles – there may be some unexpected consequences (DC21 Wisdom check, anyone?).

Vote in our polls to shape the future of the server, check out our OP pasta for more devilish details, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. See you in the game, if you dare!

FumebeledCraft: Where rare bags are effing awesome! #GameOn

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10

> Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters just like this one! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

> Picture this: you’re mining for resources deep underground when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cavern filled with mysterious creatures. Only on our server will you encounter such thrilling adventures!

> And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the vast world of our server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in the game?

> So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and maybe even find true love in the most unexpected of places!

Garbage Edition Silver Arrow – The Ultimate VHS Minecraft Server! #ThrowbackThursday #NostalgiaGoals #MinecraftMemories

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of mundane Minecraft servers with boring old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs ride on chickens, zombies break into dance parties, and diamond pickaxes grow on trees. Yes, it’s all possible on our server!

Join us for epic battles against flying cows, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cakes. But wait, there’s more! You can even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – beat him with your sick rhymes and claim the title of Dragon Slayer!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyChubz: Shape-shifting Minecraft Adventure. Befriend the blocks, flex those pixels. #NoBodyShame #PixelPals

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	249
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8582	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by all those chunky Minecraft characters? Look no further! Our server is exclusively for skinny legends only. We have a strict “no fats allowed” policy, because let’s face it, nobody wants a chunky creeper blowing up their base. Join now for a slimming experience like no other!

BlockyBash: Coming Soon!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	5832
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Emeralds Found:	5859	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft server like no other? This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our players have tamed creepers as pets, built houses out of diamond blocks, and even rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret portal hidden deep within the server that leads to a magical land where pigs can fly and llamas can breakdance. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft journey of your life. Because on this server, anything is possible. Except for finding diamonds in the first five minutes. Seriously, who do you think we are, Notch?

MemeCraft Mania: Silent Fail

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Oh honey, let me tell you, this server is like a diamond pickaxe in a chest full of obsidian! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our pet pigs can talk and give you insider tips on where to find the best loot. And don’t even get me started on our custom mob battles – we once had a showdown between a giant chicken and a squid that could fly!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of hot cocoa. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a secret dungeon where the legendary Notch himself left behind hidden treasures.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

ShortSquadCraft – Where Manlets Rule the Minecraft World! #TallTales #ShortStacks #TinyTerror

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	150	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Magic Items Found:	3035
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of dull Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh? Join our server for a wild time full of lolzy shenanigans! We have a fap workout routine that will have you flexing those virtual biceps in no time. Plus, who needs to worry about height when you can just lay down, sleep, and repeat until you become a Minecraft legend? Don’t miss out on the most outrageous server around!

D0xxCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your ex blocking you out of nowhere after 8 months of talking? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got revenge plots crazier than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic cum tribute battles – because nothing says victory like building a giant monument out of, well, you know. And hey, if you can decode our secret messages and uncover the identity of our mysterious player, you might just unlock the key to posting nudes on the server!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride more intense than trying to survive a zombie horde at night. Because on this server, chaos reigns supreme and only the craziest survive. Join now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!