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Cell Block YAP: CancerCraft

BLOCK, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, CancerCraft, Cell, cell biology, cell invasion, cell mechanics, cell migration, cell multiplication, Cell Proliferation, Cell signaling, cell stiffness, cell transformation, new treatments, Nucleus, oncology, research, stiffening of cell environment, tumor growth, Yap, Yes-associated protein

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6160
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to curing cancer with blocks and pixels! our players have unlocked the power of Yes-associated protein (YAP) to defeat any enemy in their path. we have crazy battles where players fight with cells and nuclei to save the world from cancerous mobs. join us now and be a part of this revolutionary journey to save the minecraft universe!

EpicWorld

Adventure, bedrock, Bosses, city building, Class, Community, Cross-Play, Empire, EpicWorld, Friends, java, level up, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, RPG elements, Server, smp, Survival, Trade, version 1.21.3

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

EpicWorld is the ultimate SMP with RPG Elements on Minecraft ! No mods required to play!

Choose the class that matches your style and explore a vast, immersive world alongside thousands of other players. Level up, trade, defeat bosses, and uncover the secrets hidden in exciting quests. Build your city and expand your empire with your friends. The adventure awaits!

Join the friendliest community on both Java and Bedrock

ip: play.epicworld.gg bedrock: bedrock.epicworld.gg version: 1.21.3

play.epicworld.gg

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, building, Earth, Economy, Food, Immersive Engineering, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, muskets, PvP, Resources, Server, small ships, stock market, valkyien skies, WIN, workers, Year 1836

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	2622
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Bismarck Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server that takes place in the Year 1836. It features pre-claimed Nations, colonization, politics, diplomacy, trade, economy, stock market, roleplay, building, and PVP.
Features	Stock Market Economy Create Valkyien Skies Immersive Engineering Muskets Small Ships Recruits – Workers Many Food/Agriculture Mods Many Building Mods
Links	Modlist Dynmap Minecraft Server IP Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Bismarck Minecraft Server?	Bismarck is a Modded Medieval Earth Server set in the Year 1836 with pre-claimed Nations and various features including colonization and politics.
What are some server features?	Some features include Stock Market, Economy, Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, and more.
Where can I find the modlist?	You can view the modlist here.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Minecraft Server by using the IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz.
Where can I find more information about the server and modpack?	You can find more information on our Discord Server.

Clone Sharpshooter’s Domain 1.21.4

1.21.4, Action Figure, Army, battle, CLONE, Clone Sharpshooter, clone trooper, collectible, Domain, fictional character, Galactic, long range, marksman, Precision, Sci Fi, Sharpshooter, sharpshooters, sniper, Soldier, Star Wars, Target, Toy, weapon

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Clone Sharpshooters shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow!

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server where you can witness clones with mad archery skills goin’ ham on mobs and other players?

It’s like a freakin’ action movie up in here, except you get to be a part of the chaos and destruction!

So, if you’re lookin’ for some adrenaline-pumping, arrow-flying, clone-battlin’ fun, then this server is the place to be, my dude!

Minecraft SMP /ksg/ Katawa Shoujo General

#pantsu, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Katawa Figurines, Anon’s Sprites, Backup KS Download, Christmas edition, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Font Rip, general, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, katawa, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KS Alpha, KS fanfics, KSG, KSG FAQ, KSG Map, Master Pastebin, Miki Route, Minecraft, Official Website, PRESENT, QoTT, Shoujo, smp, Steam page, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, Where Are 4LS Now

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	141	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the routes in Katawa Shoujo.

Looking for a present for your katawa? Look no further, because on this server, you can gift them the most outrageous and hilarious items you can think of. From diamond swords to enchanted golden apples, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Miki Route hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and date Suzu or Hisao in the game? Only the most daring players will uncover the truth!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our custom Katawa Crash mini-game? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and obstacles that will test your skills and patience like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop laughing (or crying) as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Katawa Shoujo and Minecraft, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and be a part of our crazy community today!

StepDadSavageFamWars

bbq, bodyshaming, Boundaries, cutting contact, family disrespect, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, feeling like nobody, gift exchange, Outsider, seeking validation, Self Respect, standing up for yourself, step dad, step dad’s mother, step dad’s side, StepDadSavageFamWars, teenage struggles, weight comments

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Emeralds Found:	4641	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of feeling like an outsider in your own family? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a new, crazy, and welcoming community! We don’t care if you’re blood-related or not, as long as you bring your building skills and sense of humor to the table.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!

Crafty911Mishap

911, accident, ambulance, Crafty911Mishap, Crisis, dispatcher, emergency, emergency assistance, emergency call, emergency dispatch, emergency protocol, emergency response, emergency services, emergency situation, Fire department, first responders, Help, law enforcement, medical emergency, Panic, Police

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Ever called 911 and ended up in a Minecraft server instead? Well, that’s exactly what happens on our server! Join us for a wild ride where emergency calls lead to epic adventures in blocky worlds. Forget police and firefighters, we’ve got creepers and zombies to deal with! So next time you need help, just dial 911 and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, cheating allowed, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, European, finland, Grief Rollbacks, Hardware, intel, low latency, MinecraftOffline, Network, Performance, PvP, Raiding, RAM, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, SSD, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6180
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

MinecraftOffline Server Overview

General Details
Address: minecraftoffline.net
Version: 1.21.1
Permanent world – no resets
Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming
Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks
Custom written plugins for unique gameplay experiences
Based in Finland. Ideal for European players who want low latency

High-Performance Hardware
Intel XEON E-2276G Processor
2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
64GB DDR4 ECC RAM
1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the address minecraftoffline.net and version 1.21.1.

Q: Are there any resets on the world?

A: The world is permanent with no resets.

Q: Are cheating and griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What kind of hardware does the server use?

A: The server uses high-performance hardware including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

Trans Movement Civil War 1.21.4

1.21.4, Argument, Bans, Civil, civil war, conservative agenda, cultural clash, demoralized white men, extremism, false hope, fighting for Israel, foot soldiers, genital mutilation, identity politics, movement, Political unrest, social battle, societal division, Trans, trans lunacy, trans movement, transgender rights, trump, War, White America

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7763
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make you question everything! Are you ready to nurture an atmosphere of chaos and fun? Ban genital mutilation or embrace it – the choice is yours! Our server is the perfect place to find the middle ground between extremes, leaving everyone slightly confused and entertained. Who needs a civil war when you can battle it out in Minecraft instead?

Demoralized white men, rejoice! Our server is here to give you false hope and distract you from the real world with epic adventures. Fight for Israel or fight against “trans lunacy” – the possibilities are endless! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Seething Over Go Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Kek, 2024Kek kino, 216, 216 seething, 216 seething over, 216 seething over Go, G.., go, Go>/g/, Kek, Kek kino, Kino, Minecraft, Seething, seething over, seething over Go, seething over Go>/g/, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of memes and madness! Join us and you’ll find yourself seething with excitement as you battle it out with the legendary Go/g/ 2024Kek – a mythical creature said to be half meme, half monster, and all chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret stash of enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate mining master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!