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Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4409	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Potions Brewed:	64
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3472	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crops Grown:	6331	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mines Excavated:	4579
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

#youtube, Activity, Dooby, Doobys, Gators, Jerboa, jumping mouse, Minecraft, October 20, roingus enthusiasts, Server, socials, Station, subscribe, teamates, Thread, train-bound, twitch, twitter, update, Vtuber, Watson

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	281	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, Examination, Focus, inquisitive, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Observation, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smp, STARING, Surveillance, surveillance society, Wonder

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	369418
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

QuoteCraft SMP

daily inspiration, empowering words, famous quotes, favorite quote, favorite saying, Inspirational, life lessons, memorable quotes, motivational, motivational quotes, personal mantra, positive affirmations, positivity, QuoteCraft, quotes to live by, Saying, smp, Timeless wisdom, Uplifting, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to remember

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

HateflixMC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Votes:	9277
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!