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Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	196
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, life choices, never gonna, NoRegretsMinecraftSMP, personal boundaries, personal growth, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-empowerment, setting limits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

Achievements, Adulthood, aspirations, Challenges, experiences, future plans, goals, growing up, Life, Life after 25, Life Changes, life journey, life lessons, Maturity, Milestones, new beginnings, personal development, Postgame, reflections, Self Discovery, self improvement

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	182	Magic Items Found:	3727
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Emeralds Found:	403	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ores Mined:	4655
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Mines Excavated:	2244	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	8374	Emeralds Found:	4035

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

FriendshipSecrets

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Towns Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	9190	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.