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Mistrial Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	178	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!

BikiniBabysitterCraft

Audacity, Babysitting, belly ring, BikiniBabysitterCraft, Cheating, Chill, dad disliking, Divorce, green light, hot, inappropriate, joint custody, Kids, lowlife, Paper, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, Swimsuits, threatened, two piece bikini, white collar professional, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	3276
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this babysitting story!

Imagine a world where divorced parents battle it out at the pool over what you wear. Dive into the drama and see who will come out on top – the bikini-wearing babysitter or the belly ring-hating dad.

With joint custody of the kids at stake, you never know what will happen next. Will the dad try to steal the kids away during the night? Will the babysitter unleash her wrath and reveal all to the mom?

Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

MineCraze: Mindful Minecraft Server

10. Reflective thinking, 11. Mind chatter, 12. Mental focus, 13. Conscious awareness, 14. Inner monologue, 15. Self-reflection, 16. Introspective thoughts, 17. Mental clarity, 18. Inner musings, 19. Thought patterns, 2. Mindful reflection, 20. Deep contemplation., 3. Mental state, 4. Inner dialogue, 5. Self-awareness, 6. Personal contemplation, 7. Emotional introspection, 8. Thought process, 9. Cognitive awareness, Current thoughts, mindful, Minecraft, MineCraze, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6575	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the server, you’ll gain the power to turn all the sheep into flying pigs. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MemeCraftMadness

anecdote, Chuckle, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, gag, humor, Humorist, jest, JOKE, LAUGH, MemeCraftMadness, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, stand up, wisecrack, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5769
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

HateSongFaveTuneCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. we got diamond armor that gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your butt. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the mystical golden potato. also, the grass is made of cotton candy and the water is actually liquid chocolate. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Galactic Arcania – Old and Stale! (No PvP, Unmodded, No Clans, Lame, No Forge)

Arcania, Biomes, Clans, Community, continents, DIMENSION, Dungeons, Exploration, Forge, Galactic, Galaxy, Griefing, Industrial, Lame, Magic, Modded, non toxic, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Space, stale, Survival, Tech, Unmodded, Void

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Server Name	Galactic Arcania: Modded Survival
Server Theme	Space Exploration
IP Address	51.222.247.252:25606
Modpack	Full Modlist
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Welcome to Galactic Arcania, a modded survival server set in a space exploration theme. Explore various dimensions, build epic structures, and delve into the mysteries of the cosmos with our diverse modpack.

Features

PvE gameplay, no raiding or griefing
Clans system for cooperative gameplay
300+ biomes and 70 dimensions to explore
Continental world generation for unique landscapes
No Pay2Win benefits, fair gameplay for all
Discord integration for community communication
Non-toxic, chill community environment

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided (51.222.247.252:25606) in your Minecraft client to connect to the server.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: You can find the full modlist here.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: No, Galactic Arcania is a PvE server, and PvP, raiding, or griefing is not allowed.

Q: Can I create or join a clan on the server?

A: Yes, there is a clans system in place for players to create or join groups for cooperative gameplay.

Q: Are there any Pay2Win benefits on the server?

A: No, Galactic Arcania does not offer any Pay2Win benefits, ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on the server?

A: We have Discord integration for players to chat, coordinate, and engage with the community. Join our Discord server here.

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ReloadLies Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	690
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and receive a daily reminder that reload is absolute garbage and you were totally lied to about it being a good idea. But hey, who needs reload when you have a server full of hilarious chaos and unpredictable shenanigans? Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world of madness and mayhem!

CrownCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimension Hops:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchantments Applied:	206	Love Letters Sent:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The crowns of /int/! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of mischievous trolls who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Good luck finding your way out!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while being showered in diamonds. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down and explode in a burst of glitter!

3. Our community is made up of the wackiest and weirdest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking parrot who only speaks in puns to a group of ninja chickens who roam the land in search of adventure, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So come join The crowns of /int/ and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything can happen in this crazy world!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	213
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a cultural melting pot where the only expectation is to have a good time. No need to worry about offending anyone with your gifts, just focus on building the best virtual world possible. Plus, we have a special birthday surprise waiting for you when you join – no screenshots necessary! So leave the real-life drama behind and come join us for some blocky fun!

Dad-in-Law Thief: AITA?

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your father-in-law stealing your change? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual piggy bank and protect it from sneaky relatives looking to swipe your hard-earned loot.

Our server is so crazy, even your father-in-law will want to join just to see what kind of shenanigans are going down. Build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around your virtual garage.

So come on down and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden stash of virtual change to add to your collection! But remember, always ask before you take – unless you want to end up like poor ol’ T, getting kicked out of the game for stealing from your fellow players.