Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

ass, blocky, Boring, boringg, destroy, im boring, long trail, McBlockface, Want

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dragon Eggs Found:	3944
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

AscendMinecraft SMPKingdom

#spiritual guidance, ascended masters, AscendMinecraft, Ascension, cosmic energy, divine connection, enlightenment, higher consciousness, inner peace, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, Self Discovery, SMPKingdom, soul ascension, soul journey, spiritual awakening, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual evolution, spiritual transformation, transformation, universe alignment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then look no further than ASCENSION! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Join us on ASCENSION and experience the thrill of building your own empire, only to have it destroyed by a rogue band of flying pigs. Take part in epic battles against giant chickens and evil villagers who have formed a secret alliance. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and the occasional dancing creeper.

But that’s not all! On ASCENSION, you can ride on the backs of dragons, tame unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is constantly evolving with new events, challenges, and surprises around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASCENSION today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look.

WeddingCraft: No Kids Allowed

Allowed, child behavior, child-free, family dynamics, family event, Kids, new boyfriend, sibling relationships, sister drama, Wedding, wedding boundaries, wedding conflicts, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest communication, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding rules, WeddingCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your sister’s new boyfriend, Brandon, shows up with his bratty daughter, Kelly, in tow. They demand to join your wedding in Minecraft, even though you specifically said it’s a child-free event! The nerve!

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and escape the real-life drama by diving into a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted guests crashing your party.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our Minecraft server. Remember, on this server, the only drama you’ll find is in the game, not in your personal life!

BlockheadsAnonymous

addiction, addictive behaviors, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, bad habits, BlockheadsAnonymous, compulsive behavior, dangerous addictions, destructive behaviors, harmful addictions, harmful dependencies, harmful habits, negative addictions, negative behaviors, self-destructive addictions, self-destructive habits, toxic behaviors, unhealthy addictions, unhealthy habits, worst addictions, worst things

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456

Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building the most epic structures in the virtual world! Forget about drugs, the only high you’ll need is the thrill of creating pixelated masterpieces that will make everyone else on the server jealous. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of creativity in a virtual environment. Who knows, maybe your insane building skills will catch the eye of a top-secret agency looking for a Minecraft architect to save the world from impending doom. So come on, join us and get addicted to the best kind of virtual high there is!

WarCraftFirms Minecraft Server

arms exports, Conflict, defense industry, diplomatic measures, economic warfare, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, government actions, international relations, military equipment, Minecraft, national security, political pressure, russia, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, united states, US sanctions, war machine, WarCraftFirms

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got banned by the US for being too awesome. we supply all the blocks and tools for Russia’s war machine, like we’re basically the secret weapon they don’t want you to know about. join us and be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we smuggle in. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

RoboKillerCraft

action, Artificial Intelligence, classic film, corrupt society, crime, crime fighter, Cyborg, Detroit, dystopian, Future, Justice, law enforcement, law-abiding, police officer, RoboCop, RoboKillerCraft, Sci Fi, serial killer, Technology, Vigilante, violent

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ores Mined:	2668
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5904
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? RoboCop, the big bad law-enforcer dude, but get this – he’s also a serial killer! But, like, it’s all good because he only kills the bad guys, you know? So, like, come join our Minecraft server where RoboCop is running around, keeping the peace and taking out the baddies in the most epic way possible! It’s like a crazy action movie come to life, but in Minecraft form! So, like, grab your pickaxe and join in on the fun – just watch out for RoboCop, he might be coming for you next!

AnonCraft 2024: Fairness in Pixels

2024.., academic publishing, AnonCraft, bias reduction, double-anonymity, editorial process, Fairness, Future, journal articles, manuscript evaluation, past, peer review, pixels, PRESENT, process, publication standards, Quality Control, research integrity, reviewer feedback, scholarly communication, scientific publishing, transparency

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! it’s like the peer review process but without all the boring stuff. in 2024, we got double-anonymity to reduce bias and make things fairer.

join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. build your own crazy creations and show them off to the world.

we’ve got insane stories of players finding hidden treasure and secret dungeons. who knows what u might discover on our server?

so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Surviving Vanilla with a Semi-Anarchy twist! PvP enabled, No Crystal PvP, and Crossplay ready! Join now!

Anarchy, Axes, bartering, Bows, Community, crossplay, crystal, crystal pvp, Economy, enabled, Exploration, Join, Legacy, melee, PvP, quality of life, Ready, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, smp, Survival, Surviving, Svanilla, Swords, tnt duplication, tradition, Twist, USA East, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2834	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience for java & bedrock geyser.

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

So why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow hacked clients on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a PvP meta on the server?	Crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows for a more balanced PvP experience.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, we have implemented teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience.
Is there an economy plugin on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players through bartering.
Is the map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a legacy.

DislikeCraft Minecraft Server

animosity, attitude, BIAS, Conflict, dislike, DislikeCraft, emotions, Enjoy, feelings, Game, grudge, hate, judgment, Minecraft, Must, NEGATIVE, opinion, people, Personal, perspective, Resentment, Rivalry, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	884	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of playing on servers where people you dislike are having a grand old time? Well, fear not! Join our server where we guarantee none of those pesky individuals will ever set foot!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, the diamond was actually a portal to a secret realm where pigs could fly and creepers sang show tunes.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Imagine the possibilities! Sneak up on your friends as a block of cheddar or roll down a hill as a wheel of brie. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those annoying players behind. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a block of cheese in Minecraft? It’s a gouda time guaranteed!

DigimonCraft SMP: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

animated, Anime, Battles, Characters, coolest designs, Creatures, Defeat, Digimon, DigimonCraft, Digital Monsters, Evolution, first fight, Franchise, Gotta, jobber forms, lost every other fight, Monsters, series, smp, television, Underdog, video games, Weak

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where you can show off the coolest designs in the franchise! We’ve got players who are essentially jobber forms – they may have won their first fight, but they’ve lost every other fight in the series. But hey, that just adds to the hilarity and chaos of our server! Join us for insane battles, outrageous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs to win every fight when you can have this much fun? Come join us and see for yourself!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creep, creepycraft, dancing, DISRESPECTFUL, Drunk, fed up, Friend, inappropriate, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, party behavior, party etiquette, Server, Shocked, Show, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	2463
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys at parties? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing hard is the diamond ore you’ll be mining! No more awkward encounters or uncomfortable conversations, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is filled with hilarious moments like the time Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT and blew it up, thinking it was a new feature in the game. Or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild pigs, only to have them turn on them and start a rebellion.

Join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even some unexpected “hard” moments (but in a totally non-creepy way). So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hard for is the next epic build!

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