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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3485 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4018 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 736471 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 89 | Votes: | 3768 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.