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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4963 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!