🍆💦illustrative Minecraft Servers

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

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Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

SloveniaCraft420

adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!

UnderstoodOverLove

communication skills, deep connection, emotional bonding, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional validation, Empathy, expressing feelings, healthy relationships, importance of communication, love, love language, mutual understanding, relationships, Understanding, UnderstoodOverLove, validation

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so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.

but, like, the best part is the community. we have players from all over the world who come together to, like, build epic structures and go on crazy adventures. u can team up with ur new bff from france or challenge someone from australia to a build battle.

and, like, the admins are super cool. they host events like treasure hunts and pvp tournaments. one time, they even turned the whole server into a giant maze and whoever made it to the end got a pet dragon. how sick is that?

so, like, if u wanna join a place where u can let ur imagination run wild and make friends from all over the globe, then this server is the place for u. come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9661	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Unprecedented illustrative Minecraft Servers

PiratePlayzCraft

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Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

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WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

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CraftyClean Co.

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HatecraftTeacherGone

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UnderstoodOverLove

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Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Farms Harvested:	648	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension Hops:	12

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Buildings Constructed:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	New Chunks Explored:	527104
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1505	Demon Skulls Collected:	20