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Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	158
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Love at First Creeper

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8161	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	254132	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6144
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Divine Spears Created:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	614	Dragon Eggs Found:	9532
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!