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Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

3 view, Adventure, Amelia, Amelia Watson, cancelling projects, Comment, dislike, Epic, gaming culture, humor, idol culture, INTERESTING, Like.., Minecraft, originality, Personality, PRETEND, SALTY, salty personality, singing, smp, thot, twitch, Watsons, weeb culture

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1470
Buildings Constructed:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1322
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9720
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

18andCrafty, Adventure, career choices, Challenges, dream chasing, Education goals, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, life experiences, opportunities, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, smp, social life, teenager, Time management, young adult

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	4392	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

Afghan society, Afghanistan, Afghanistan news, ap news, discrimination, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Minecraft, public spaces, Server, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban policies, Taliban regime, TalibanCraft, women’s access to public spaces, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

China, cover up, covered up, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Maritime, Military, national security, Navy, Newest Submarine, scandal, secrecy, Shenanigans, Sinking, submarine, Submarine Incident, Submarine Technology, Underwater, US official

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Items Found:	4744
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

2016, 2017, 2018, captured, dramatic, Edition, four-week span, Hurricane Irma, INCREASE, IRMÃ, long tail tags, MAYHEM, mosquito, mosquito populations, south florida, study, times more

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

MineTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, Armed Forces, Army, Defense, Equipment, facts, History, INFORMATION, Military, Minecraft, Minetube, Modernization, Navy, research, Server, soldiers, spain, strategy, Tactics, Technology, Training, Videos, WARFARE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild adventure through a land of craziness!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where Spain’s military is the ultimate power. Forget about building houses and farming, here you’ll be training with the Spanish army and navy to defend against zombie invasions and creepers trying to steal your diamonds.

Watch out for the legendary General Taco, who leads the charge against the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of skeletons with just a baguette and a rubber chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next hero of Spain’s military!

VNs Minecraft SMP: Very Nice Server

#youtube, Alternative, ambient, background music, calming, chill vibes, DISCOVER, electronic, indie, instrumental, mellow, Minecraft, Music, new music, Nice, playlist, Post them tracks, Relaxing, Server, smp, soothing, study music, Video, VNs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite food, and engaging in intense llama races across the server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MomVsGrandServer – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, family, favoritism, Grandparents, Grief, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, MomVsGrandServer, perspective, punishment, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Shaming, Siblings, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life family feuds and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated chicken.

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to rebel against their mom’s strict rules and overbearing punishments. Who needs phones and deleted contacts when you can join us and build epic structures with your fellow players?

Just like in the real world, our server is full of twists and turns. Will you choose to stand by your half siblings and defy your dad’s side of the family, or will you rebel against your mom’s wishes and reconnect with your estranged relatives? The choice is yours, and the consequences are as wild as a creeper explosion.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where family drama is just a thing of the past. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join us now and let’s create some blocky chaos together!