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CraftyDiscoveries

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ores Mined:	9374	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Have you ever wished you discovered a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate land of absurdity and awesomeness!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but carrots. Build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a llama into battle against a team of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

MoscowTimesMC Server – No Criticism Allowed!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like russia declaring a newspaper ‘undesirable’ like who even does that? we have so much chaos and drama, it’s like living in a soap opera but in minecraft. join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable moments in the minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because why not? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyUkrainians 4GDP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

come join our minecraft server and watch your gdp grow by 400% in just 6 minutes!! we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers singing karaoke. our server is so lit, even herobrine asked for an invite. plus, we have a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon who loves to give out hugs. join now and become the richest player in all of minecraft history!

ImmortalNoobzCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4263
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runes Activated:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can achieve TRUE IMMORTALITY! why settle for regular old immortality when you can have the REAL DEAL? imagine never dying, never aging, never having to worry about respawning ever again!

But wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you the best advice on how to survive in this crazy world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who will protect you from any griefers or trolls who try to ruin your fun. plus, the dragon gives out free hugs to all new players!

So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the true meaning of immortality in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MotherCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	133	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you’ll come across secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil chickens in armor. But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are tiny versions of themselves and ride around on mini pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

HulkCraft: Minecraft server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join Hulk Hogan himself in some serious hangin’ and bangin’! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Hulk Hogan will personally wrestle any griefers who try to mess with your builds. That’s right, he’ll body slam them into oblivion!

2. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant wrestling ring, where you can battle it out with other players using only your fists and wrestling moves.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mobs that are as strong as the Hulkster himself.

4. Every Friday night, we host a dance party where Hulk Hogan DJs and busts out some sick moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Hulk Hogan Hangin and Bangin today for the ultimate Minecraft experience!

$5K Roadside Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

If you found $5,000 on the road, you should definitely spend it on joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of secret agents who use Minecraft as a cover for their top-secret missions. By joining our server, you’ll be embarking on a wild adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond mining on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. Want a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Done. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem. Want a pet creeper who won’t explode on you? Well, we can’t promise that one, but we can certainly try.

So forget about spending that $5,000 on something boring like bills or groceries. Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

PissedCraft 3000

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-filled caves, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built boss mobs that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave.

VirtualCraft: Where Reality and Minecraft Merge

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	178
Farms Harvested:	561	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, in the future, people gonna be so obsessed with VR that they gonna forget they ain’t actually in the game and start tryna use superpowers and jump off cliffs thinking they won’t take fall damage. Like, imagine someone thinking they can fly like Superman and then SPLAT! Haha, it’s gonna be a disaster, man. But on this server, you can live out all your wildest VR fantasies without risking your life. So come join us and let’s get weird together!

VaxCraft: Ride-Free Boosters

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we giv free rides to all our players cuz studies show dat it boosts ur vaccination rate! yasss, u heard dat right, get ur shots and hop on our virtual rollercoaster of fun and adventure! we even hav a secret potion dat makes ur character invincible for 24 hours, so u can wreak havoc on all dem creepers and zombies without a care in da world. plus, our community is so lit, u’ll make friends faster dan u can say “diamond sword.” so what u waitin for? join us now and let’s get vaxxed up and game on!