Illness Minecraft Servers

Illness

  • ChronicCraft: Young & Fun

    ChronicCraft: Young & Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most EPIC minecraft server in the universe! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

    once upon a time, there was a minecraft server so lit that even the creepers were doing the floss dance. u could build ur own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a unicorn while battling evil zombies with laser eyes. not to mention, the villagers were all secretly famous pop stars who would serenade u with their hits while u mined for diamonds.

    oh, and did i mention that the server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where u can fly on the back of a dragon and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon? yep, that’s right. u heard me. TEA PARTIES WITH THE ENDER DRAGON.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft server ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even cure ur chronic conditions while u play. who knows? it’s minecraft, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhlegmFreeTableCraft

    PhlegmFreeTableCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Phlegm Dynasty: Welcome to the Gaggle of Gloom!

    Introduction: Welcome, brave soul, to the server where incoherence reigns supreme and every cough echoes through the deep caverns of existential dread! You’ve tread across a threshold into a realm where spatters of sputum become the currency of chaos and levity dances with despair. Forget logic—this is where satirical phlegm meets the supernatural. Are you ready to embrace the festering absurdity?


    Features / Mechanics:

    Embark on a Snot-So-Smooth Adventure!

      • Sneeze-Resistant Armor: Made from the invisible fabric of ignored grievances. Wearing it makes you immune to being called "selfish" while simultaneously attracting unsolicited drama!

      • Coughing Caves: Enter labyrinthine tunnels filled with echoing "ahem"’s and snickering specters. They feed off your discomfort and reward you with ‘Phlegm Points’—that vanish the moment you earn them!

      • Table of Torment: This enchanted picnic table magically collects tissues! Leave your semi-digested complaints here. But BEWARE—what happens at the table may haunt your dreams!
    Tissues Effect
    1 "That’s your fault!" x10
    2 "You should feel guilty."
    3 "What’s wrong with you?"

    In-Game Legends:

    Whispers tell of a Spitting Specter that roams the virtual halls, judged by the complaints of its predecessors. Should you confront it, be ready for an existential crisis wrapped in a tissue of regret!


    Testimonials from Uncertain Players:

      • “I came for the building, stayed for the craft of misery!” – NauseatedPlayer420
      • “Joining the server was like visiting an ex’s wedding—awkward, painful, and filled with too many tissues.” – ConflictedInMinecraft

    Warnings:

      • This server has been banned in several dimensions (possibly for vulgar use of digital mucus) and whisper rumors that your soul may be moderately affected.

      • Join at Your Own Risk: Gamers have disappeared into the depths of the Phlegm Abyss—forever pondering their choices or melting into digital goo!

    Secret Features:

    They say if you collect three bottles of snot and perform the ritualistic chicken dance in-game, you might unlock the Server of Secrets—a place where logic dissolves, and nonsense reigns.*


    FAQ:

      • Q: Why does it smell like cough syrup here?

        • A: Smells are merely a manifestation of your repressed complaints. Embrace it!
      • Q: Can I file a complaint against other players?
        • A: Complaints only open a portal to deeper chaos. Proceed with caution or, better yet—just don’t.

    The Call to Action:

    So, what are you waiting for? Step beyond the veil of reason, join our chaotic cult of the absurd, and unleash your pent-up grievances! Join now, but be warned: you may find laughter intertwined with the unsettling taste of regret. The Gaggle of Gloom beckons… dare you step forward?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chocolate Tissue Dreamland

    Chocolate Tissue Dreamland

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol join this cray cray minecraft server where tissues smell like chocolate and snotty-nosed kids are banned cuz they can’t handle the sweetness! we got unicorns flying around and diamonds growing on trees. once a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, true story bro. come join the fun at ChocolateTissueLand.About.Chocolatey.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyLungFatigueCraft

    BlockyLungFatigueCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u play minecraft all day and then ur mom tells u to go outside and get some fresh air? well, forget that noise cuz on this server, u can play all day and not even have to worry about ur lungs getting messed up like those long covid kids.

    we got the best doctors in the game who will make sure ur lungs stay healthy while u mine for diamonds and build epic castles. plus, if u join now, u get a free oxygen tank for when u need to take a break and go outside for some air.

    trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this server. we got the sickest builds, the craziest mobs, and the most lit community around. come join us and let’s mine our way to victory, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BatCraft: Deadly Dining

    BatCraft: Deadly Dining

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the real world where bats make u sick and stuff. we promise no bats in our server, only epic adventures and building stuff. forget about the mystery disease in DR Congo and come play with us instead. u won’t regret it, unless u build a house out of bat poop lol.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ReadMeNot7Months

    ReadMeNot7Months

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating a foreign country without speaking the language, just like our friend in Korea! You’ll be faced with challenges like trying to communicate with villagers who only speak in emojis and deciphering mysterious signs written in a language you’ve never seen before.

    But that’s not all – you’ll also have the opportunity to go on training missions that last for weeks at a time, just like our friend’s military spouse! Test your survival skills in the wilderness, battle against mobs that are tougher than any boss you’ve ever faced, and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

    And if you ever feel like you need space, don’t worry – we totally understand. Just let us know and we’ll give you all the space you need, whether it’s 7 months or even longer! We promise not to track your online activity or hound you for a response…unless you want us to, of course.

    So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just make a friend who’s willing to pester you with messages of love and support, just like in real life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Immune System Bypass Server

    Immune System Bypass Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant snot fortress to protect yourself from the evil cold virus mobs! we have special potions that make you sneeze fireballs and blow your nose with explosive power.

    fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.

    don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can plan your dream wedding without any interference from in-laws or step-parents!

    On our server, you can choose any date you want for your virtual wedding, without worrying about exams, peak season costs, or any other real-world issues. Plus, you can customize your venue to be as extravagant or as simple as you desire, without any minimum stay requirements!

    So, why deal with all the stress and drama when you can just log on to our server and have the wedding of your dreams? Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ POPE FRANCIS IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AND HE NEEDS UR HELP TO BUILD A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS TO HEAL HIM!

    RUMOR HAS IT, IF U JOIN DIS SERVER AND HELP BUILD DA CASTLE, U WILL BE BLESSED WITH UNLIMITED DIAMONDS AND GOLD FOR DA REST OF UR MINECRAFT LIFE!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND POPE FRANCIS IS GONE FOREVER! LET’S SAVE DA POPE AND GET RICH IN DA PROCESS, YEEHAW! 🤠🏰💎🙏

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • QuizSickStudying | Minecraft SMP

    QuizSickStudying | Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all wizards or something and they can make you fly on a pig while shooting rainbows out of your butt. And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts diamonds. I know, right?

    But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game. I heard they even have a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure room, you can wish for anything you want and it will come true.

    So like, forget about studying or being productive when you’re sick, bro. Just join this Minecraft SMP and let your mind be blown by all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP