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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2486 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7063 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 793568 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.
first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.
