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CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

145GHz, 5G speed, average speed, Broadband, communication technology, data speeds, DATA Transmission, frequency range, Gb/s, Gigabits per second, GigaSpeeds, high frequency, internet speed, long distance communication, record frequency range, researchers, technology advancements, total bandwidth, transmission world record, uk, wireless speeds, wireless technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ores Mined:	9502
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

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Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

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🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Star Shards Collected:	207
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Animals Bred:	126	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	5896	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3742	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!