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CoolingCraft: NoMeltdownZone

advanced reactors, clean energy, CoolingCraft, emergency response, emergency shutdown, energy innovation, full-scale demonstration, innovative technology, meltdown prevention, NoMeltdownZone, nuclear energy, nuclear engineering, nuclear power, Nuclear Reactor, passive cooling, pebble-bed reactor, reactor design, reactor safety, reactor technology, research findings, Safety Measures, sustainable energy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	108
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5190

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like a freakin’ pebble-bed reactor design, but for gaming! You can join and be part of the epic experiment where we prove that Minecraft can cool itself down and shutdown in an emergency without any meltdowns.

Join us for the most lit gaming experience ever, where you can build your own reactor and see if you can handle the heat. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s basically a science experiment gone wild? It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but without any of the side effects.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to nuclear-powered gaming. Let’s get this reactor party started! 🎮🔥💥

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, coping, determination, dreams, envy, EpicFailCraft, Failure, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, success, unreachable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7008	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a total failure in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual success story!

On our server, you can finally live out your wildest dreams of being a successful entrepreneur, traveling the world, and finding the partner of your dreams. No more feeling like a piece of human trash – in our world, you’re a shining star!

So why waste your time wallowing in self-pity when you could be building your virtual empire and living your best life? Join our server now and say goodbye to failure forever!

YellowMongoblin Minecraft Server

Chans, Concentrated, Degenerate, Doomed, EASILY, fuck, Gaijin, int/fag, MANLET, Minecraft, Mongoblin, nip strength, PRETTY, rapist, Server, strength, yayoi, Yellow, YellowMongoblin

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	88411	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Yayoi yellow Mongoblins, rapist Int/fag Gaijin Chans, and manlets with concentrated nip strength!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From battling giant Mongoblins to building insane structures with your fellow degenerates, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner manlet strength on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the Yayoi yellow Mongoblins!

NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL

abusive behavior, Alcoholic, Boundaries, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Gaslighting, Manipulation, NoGrandpaNoBabyLOL, parental rights, personal autonomy, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, pregnancy decisions, support system, toxic relationship, unwanted involvement

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1404	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the craziness of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise there will be no entitled grandpas demanding to see your virtual baby. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity without any toxic behavior.

Plus, we have a strict no-alcohol policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mean drunk players ruining your gaming experience. And if anyone tries to threaten you, our admin team will shut them down faster than you can say “block them!”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story – no entitled grandpas allowed!

Death Defying Minecraft Server

brush with death, cheating death, close call, death, death-defying, Defying, escaping disaster, facing mortality, grateful to be alive, guardian angel, heart racing, heart-pounding experience, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, lucky to be alive, Minecraft, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, Server, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful for another day

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9235	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Potions Brewed:	136

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a heart-pounding adventure where every step could be your last – whether it’s from a creeper explosion or a surprise attack from a squad of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.

NoCashCo NeverAgain

AVOID, bad experience, brand reputation, Company, customer loyalty, customer service, Disappointment, dishonest, dissatisfaction, lost trust, negative experience, never again, NeverAgain, NoCashCo, poor quality, refund, regret, scam, shady practices, unprofessional, unreliable, wasted money

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	1127
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	8079

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that just want to take your money and run? Say goodbye to those losers and join our server instead!

We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraftVP

defector, Diplomacy, diplomat, Government, international relations, KimJongCraftVP, Korean defector, Korean defector story, Korean diplomat, Korean government, Korean international relations, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Korean politics news, Korean reunification, Korean vice minister, North Korea, Politics, reunification, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mines Excavated:	3229
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

MonthCraft: 7-10th Fun!

710th, autumn, Calendar, Counting, Cycle, DECEMBER, eighth month, Fun, MonthCraft, Months, months of the year, ninth month, November, October, Order, Repetition, Seasons, September, seventh month, tenth month, Time, Winter, year

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	296	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4724	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, imagine a world where september is the seventh month, october is the eighth month, november is the ninth month, and december is the tenth month. that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll find on our minecraft server!

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs a normal calendar when you can have this much fun?

FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU Minecraft server

Anarchy, FURYTIME.RU, Just For You, minecraft server, Top

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

The owner of the server «FURYTIME.RU TOP ANARCHY JUST FOR YOU» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.furytime.ru

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abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net