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Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

Bad Luck, bakyou, Chinchilla, Crafty, Jong, jong chuubas, jong sources, jong streams, Kaavi’s fortune, Khubie, mahjong, nina, Play, Server, tenhou players, Tileman, tournement, vt/asp, vt/fig, vt/mayo, vt/pcg, vt/wasp, vtjongers, Vtuber, WWYD book

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

acceptance, advocacy, Community Building, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fabulousness, Gaming Community, gaming convention, gaming industry, GaymerX, Geek Culture, INCLUSIVE, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ+ gamers, meets, Minecraft, queer gamers, representation, social justice, video games, VISIBILITY

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

1.7 Patch Day, Android, asmr, Banners, Containment Zone, egs, Event, Friends Form, frosty, funtime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, Paradox Lab, PC, Resource Pastebin, Shenanigans, Snowbreak, snowg, Snowglobe, Steam, Unit Capture, Wave Defense

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

Appearance, Behavior, Chad, chadcraft, confusion, doubt, guy, Identity, Insecurity, judgment, Labels, Masculinity, peer pressure, Perception, player, question.., self esteem, social norms, societal expectations, stereotype, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

80s, Adventures, aliens, Anime, Archie, Ataru, classic, comedy, cultural references, humor, Japanese Simpsons, looney tunes, lum, Manga, pixelated, Retro, romance, school life, Sci Fi, slapstick, tagalog, Urusei Yatsura

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ores Mined:	9102
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	8573
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

Adventures, athletes, best, blocks, Champions, Competition, Crafty, Drool, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, Goal, Hockey, ice hockey, NHL, pittsburgh penguins, PLAYOFFS, puck, rules, skates, sports, stanley cup, TEAM, true white man sport, Victory

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	114749
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	7180	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	298
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

coping strategies, data analysis, Demographic Shifts, demographics, FertileCraft, fertility decline, fertility patterns, fertility rates, fertility trends, graph, grows, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population dynamics, population growth, population trends, racial demographics, racial diversity, societal impact, statistics, trends, white population, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3418	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

control, CraftyWitches, discrimination, double standards, equality, Ethics, Evil, evil women, female empowerment, feminism, gender, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, morality, Opinions, power, rule, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thoughts, Villain, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Votes:	2479	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

acceptance, accord, accordant, acknowledgment, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, concurrence, confirmation, conformity, consensus, correspondence, Crafty, Die, Harmony, McLaughs, mutual understanding, solidarity, True, Unity, validation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?