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HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Dragon Eggs Found:	966	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.1
Server Type	Free Roam
Platform	Paper
Rules	No rules, but behave nicely
Availability	24/7, open to public
Admin Recruitment	Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

FAQ

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

Q: What is the server IP to join?

A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

87218292, blocks, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Fear Europe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

because the most chaotic Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join our server if you dare to face off against a group of players who are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. But beware, our community is also known for their mischievous pranks, like the time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding sheep. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, come join us and see if you can make it out alive (and with your sanity intact)!

StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, stepmom boundaries, stepmom control, stepmom dynamics, stepmom emotional abuse, stepmom family dynamics, stepmom favoritism, stepmom issues, stepmom last name, stepmom manipulation, stepmom name change, stepmom parenting, stepmom relationship, stepmom resentment, stepmom stepchild boundaries, stepmom stepchild conflict, stepmom stepchild relationship, stepmom stepchild resentment, stepmom struggles, stepmom tension, StepmomNotAnIncentive

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9105	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world where changing your name is as easy as crafting a diamond sword.

Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.

So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.

BabysitBrosSILBILAITA

BabysitBrosSILBILAITA, Babysitting, bil, California, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family responsibilities, fertility journey, fertility treatments, Grandparents, husband, infertility, ivf, relationships, SAHM, SIL, Support, support system, Utah, Wife

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets fertility treatments!

Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!

And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

UniqCraft SMP: Stand Out!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crops Grown:	4680	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of gold blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server. We have a strict “no dirt hut” policy because we believe in only the most extravagant and outrageous builds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond gear. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and uncover their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

BlockPartyCraft

Abuse, BETRAYAL, BlockPartyCraft, boundaries crossed, constant conflict, dishonesty, Disrespect, emotional draining, incompatible values, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, mental health, moving on, negative influence, no growth, reasons to cut someone out, self-care, toxic patterns, toxic relationships, unhealthy behavior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is a drama-free zone! We once had a player who kept stealing everyone’s diamonds, so we banished them to the Nether and they were never seen again. Join us for a chance to make new friends, build epic creations, and maybe even uncover the secret of the elusive Ender Dragon. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

RunetRogue Minecraft Server

Access, Arrests, Censorship, crackdown, cybersecurity, Digital, illegal, internet, law enforcement, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, privacy, Rogue, Runet, RunetRogue, russia, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, virtual private network, VPN operator

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2431	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOL ukraine be like “nope u cant access Runet” but we be like “join our server and access ALL the nets!” this rogue VPN operator be wild, like a Minecraft creeper on steroids. join us for the ultimate online adventure, where you can mine diamonds while dodging Ukrainian authorities. who needs Runet when you can have FUNet on our server? come join the chaos and let’s see who can outsmart the VPN police!

Sellner’s Block Party

Austrian activist, banned from entry, BLOCK, border control, controversial figure, entry ban, Europe, extremism, far right, free speech, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, Martin Sellner, Party, political activism, Public Safety, right-wing movement, Sellners, social media influencer, switzerland, travel restrictions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!