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CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

Active Staff, auction house, Casual players, CREEPERS, cry, diamonds, Fly, Goodbye, Griefers, InstaCraft, Join, Minimal Restrictions, Multiplayer Sleep, Non-toxic environment, Player Shops, Positive Contribution, public server, PvE, quality gameplay, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Technical Limits, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9131
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Farms Harvested:	276

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

WakeUpCraft SMP

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

barbecue, best, cheddar, ChipCraft, classic, crunchy, DELICIOUS, flavor, Food, jalapeno, Plain, Popular, potato chips, salt and vinegar, SALTY, Savory, snack, sour cream and onion, spicy, spudtacular, SWEET, Tasty

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

Alliance, Baltic, border, cooperation, Defense, defense infrastructure, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Fun, Geopolitics, headquarters, Helsinki, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Region, russia, SECURITY, Strategic

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have a nato headquarters near russia for some reason. come build your own secret spy base and plot world domination with your friends. beware of russian spies trying to infiltrate and steal your diamonds. only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this intense geopolitical minecraft world. come join the madness now!