🍆💦I’ll do it! Minecraft Servers

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth

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Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

CraftyElectionInfluence

CraftyElectionInfluence, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference prevention, election meddling, election security, foreign interference, foreign meddling, HACKING, influence, information warfare, iran, microsoft, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, social media manipulation, US Election

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so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.

oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SerotoninCraft: Not Just for Happiness

brain chemistry, Happiness, happy chemical, mental health, Mental well-being, mood regulation, neurotransmitter, new research, not-so-bad chemical, serotonin, serotonin benefits, serotonin deficiency, serotonin facts, serotonin function, serotonin imbalance, serotonin levels, serotonin myths, serotonin production, serotonin receptors, serotonin release, SerotoninCraft

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lol u ever feelin like u need a boost of that “not-so-bad chemical”? well, do we have the minecraft server for u! come join us for a wild ride of serotonin-inducing fun and chaos.

we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.

plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?

Zulu Network

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Crates, Economy, Epic, Exploration, Friendly, Jobs, Loot, minecraft server, Perks, Play, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival, Thrive, Ultimate, Vote Keys, Voting, Zulu Network

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## :island: Survival Mode Available Now! – Vast, unexplored lands waiting for you – Build, mine, and thrive in our friendly community

## :european_castle: Skyblock Coming Soon! – Get ready for epic sky adventures

## :sparkles: Server Features: – :military_medal: Ranks: Buy ranks to get extra perks – :ballot_box: Voting: Get stuff like vote keys – :briefcase: Jobs: Earn as you play – :package: Custom Crates: Discover unique loot

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TroikaCraft Minecraft Server

Arcanum, classic games, cult classics, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game studio history, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, gaming nostalgia, greatest games studio, Minecraft, PC Gaming, role playing games, RPG, Server, Temple of Elemental Evil, troika, Troika general, TroikaCraft, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, video games

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the holy trinity of Troika games! Join us as we embark on epic quests through pixelated versions of Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, Temple of Elemental Evil, and Arcanum.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a shrine to Tim Cain out of diamond blocks, and suddenly their pickaxe started shooting lightning bolts. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, guarded by NPCs who speak only in Troika game quotes. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chihuahua wearing a top hat.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Troika general madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden easter egg that turns your character into a dancing werewolf. The possibilities are endless!

SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, family drama, Gaslighting, Infidelity, judgment, loyalty, Manipulation, misunderstanding, open relationship, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, self defense, sister-in-law, Support, Trust

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like Maya did when she discovered Marcus’s alleged affair. But don’t worry, our server is all about open relationships and communication – just like OP and Marcus!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From family feuds to shocking revelations, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a supportive “friend” like Maya to help you navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that’s crazier than Maya showing up with bags to pack your virtual belongings!

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Animals Bred:	30	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Players Killed by Monsters:	5296
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Potions Brewed:	115
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7887
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Life-Changing I’ll do it! Minecraft Servers

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NoFamCoinNeeded

Stats November 22, 2024

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

Stats November 22, 2024

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

Stats November 22, 2024

SerotoninCraft: Not Just for Happiness

Stats November 22, 2024

Zulu Network

Stats November 22, 2024

TroikaCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Towns Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	125

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3313	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4