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BrainwashedBusters Minecraft SMP

Blame, blame game, brainwashed, BrainwashedBusters, brainwashers, conditions, control, Decision making, defeated, Fractured, front man stooges, Golems, Gut, hate, head, Heart, Manipulation, Minecraft, Sentient, Shabbos, smp, society, stewards, tax cattle, weak populous

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of blaming shabbos, golems, and incompetent front man stooges for all your problems? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with the real world as you are.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies, where players trade in rare items and plot against the evil tax cattle stewards. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why waste your time blaming others when you can join our Minecraft SMP and take control of your own destiny? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind shabbos, golems, and those pesky front man stooges. Join now and let the madness begin!

PayYoOwnBills Minecraft Server

bills, Burnout, credit card bills, CREDIT SCORE, education, EMT certification, Generosity, household expenses, husband, late payment, law school, master’s degree, mental health, Minecraft, Mountain Bike, PayYoOwnBills, Server, ski passes, student loans, Therapy, unemployment, upskilling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of carrying your partner on your back like they’re a baby zombie pigman? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, just like the rollercoaster of emotions this player’s husband put them through. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a new job for your lazy partner who just won’t take the hint!

We offer a supportive community where you can vent about your frustrations and get some much-needed virtual therapy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new EMT certification waiting for you in one of our hidden dungeons!

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Just make sure to pay your bills on time, unlike some people we know… 😉

GenderBenderCraft

aita, alex, androgynous, Apologize.., Apology, DMs, Drama, emo night, eyeliner, friend group, games, GenderBenderCraft, groupchats, guyliner, intersex, josh, misunderstanding, music taste, new friends, Principle, trans girls

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	162	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Farms Harvested:	958	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender confusion is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride of mistaken identities and drama, just like the story of this player who got caught up in a gender mix-up at an emo night hangout.

Imagine the chaos of thinking someone is a girl, only to find out they’re actually a guy who just rocks the guyliner like nobody’s business. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like this player’s night of confusion and misunderstandings.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of not knowing who’s who and what’s what? Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold right before your eyes?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where being yourself can lead to a whole lot of confusion and hilarity. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you on our gender-bending Minecraft server!

DisturbedSight Minecraft SMP

chilling, creepy, DisturbedSight, Disturbing, disturbing encounters, disturbing events, disturbing experiences, disturbing images, disturbing sights, disturbing situations, disturbing stories, eerie, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, Scary, Shocking.., smp, spine-chilling, Traumatizing, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	944	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

NoPJsNoProbs

body image, comfort, cultural norms, fear of exposure, health concerns, hygiene, modesty, NoPJsNoProbs, personal preference, privacy, reasons not to sleep naked, skin sensitivity, sleep disturbances, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, sleeping habits, sleeping with a partner, sleepwear options, Temperature regulation

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Farms Harvested:	861	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – especially when you’re running around in your birthday suit!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mobs in the nude, because who needs armor when you’ve got confidence? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of naked players, so you’ll have a leg up in the final boss battle.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Naked Ninja Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of stealth and combat while in the buff. Join them and learn their ways, because nothing says “fearless warrior” like fighting off creepers with your bare hands.

So what are you waiting for? Strip down, log on, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky cacti – they can be a real pain in the…well, you know.

UkraineCraft Server: No Incursions Allowed

Allowed, Border dispute, Conflict, cross-border relations, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, geopolitical dynamics., incursion, Incursions, international relations, military cooperation, military office, military presence, peace negotiations, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	1203
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE SETTING UP A MILITARY OFFICE IN RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND INCURSIONS THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. BUILD YOUR ARMY OF BLOCKY SOLDIERS AND CONQUER THE LANDS LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. WHO NEEDS DIPLOMACY WHEN YOU CAN JUST SMASH BLOCKS TO VICTORY? COME JOIN US FOR THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE A BLAST!

KurskCraft: Lukashenko’s Plea for Peace

Belarus, call for peace, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, military intervention, negotiations, ongoing conflict, Peace, peace talks, PLEA, political leaders, regional stability, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking pig named bob!

oh ya, did i mention that our server is located in the mystical land of Belarus, where Lukashenko himself plays as a secret character? ya, he’s always urging russia and ukraine to end their war while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? ya, it’s pretty awesome.

BdayCash4Gifts

BdayCash4Gifts, birthday celebration, birthday gift, birthday present, birthday surprise, budgeting, Financial Planning, Generosity, gift giving, Gift ideas, personal finance, planning ahead, saving money, special occasion, thoughtful gesture, thoughtful gift

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8908	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

so, like, you know when you get money for your birthday, right? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can use that money to buy your friend a gift on THEIR birthday! how epic is that?! like, imagine logging on and surprising your friend with a diamond sword or a stack of obsidian. they’ll be like, “OMG, you’re the best friend ever!” and you’ll be like, “I know, right? I’m basically a minecraft gift-giving genius.” so, like, join this server and be the ultimate birthday buddy!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

anxiety, Appearance, BlockyBedroomBlunders, erection, gender differences, Intimacy, Men, mental health, partner, performance pressure, physical performance, relationships, self esteem, sexual confidence, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance anxiety, sexual performance issues, sexual satisfaction, study, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Star Shards Collected:	51
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	0

so, like, u ever feel like u got performance anxiety in the bedroom? well guess what, turns out it aint just a guy thing! gals get it too! they stressin bout lookin good and makin their partner happy. and dudes? they freakin out about keepin it up, if ya know what i mean. but guess what? on our server, u aint gotta worry bout none of that! u can just relax, build some epic stuff, and have a blast with ur friends! come join us and leave all that stress behind!

Tails SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft Survival Multiplayer Roleplay Creative Minigames PVP Mods Adventure Skyblock Pixelmon Economy Towny Faction Vanilla Hardcore Bedwars Skywars Prison HCF, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Villages Defended:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to the Tails SMP! We have crates, and good land claiming and nice staff (we need staff right now) Enjoy your stay!

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