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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise! Join us for a chance to tame your very own explosive feline companion and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this rare and valuable creature?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our Nether realm where the pigs have learned how to fly and the zombies break out into dance numbers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and see why players are saying “You Laugh, You Lava (YLYL)!” Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other.

I Look Forward To Pooping Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	56
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take pooping to a whole new level! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground bathroom that rivals the fanciest spa in town. And guess what? We have a resident poop expert who will teach you the art of perfect pooping techniques!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a mysterious player who goes by the name “BTC Bandit.” Legend has it that this player has 5 BTC hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most skilled players. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us for a wild ride of pooping, treasure hunting, and all-around craziness on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the poop-tastic fun!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ores Mined:	2570
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7738	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	8892
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	258	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	362
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Animals Bred:	156

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9165
Runes Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	3705
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!