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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2807 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 6775 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.