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HolyCraft – Religious Rumble Minecraft Server

Christianity, Holycraft, interfaith dialogue, Islam, JQ, judaism, Minecraft, Politics, Religious, religious beliefs, religious coexistence, religious conflict, religious debate, religious differences, religious extremism, religious history, religious ideologies, religious perspectives, religious similarities, Religious Studies, religious tolerance, Rumble, Server, world events

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take religion and politics to a whole new level! Join us as we debate the two most important religions when it comes to the Jewish Question and the fate of the world. Will you join the Church of Creeperism, where we believe that blowing things up is the only way to achieve peace? Or will you side with the Order of Endermen, who believe in teleporting to a better future?

But beware, there are rumors of a secret third religion that worships the elusive Herobrine, said to bring chaos and destruction to those who dare to defy him. Will you uncover the truth behind this mysterious cult? Only on our server can you explore these deep theological questions while building epic structures and battling mobs in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	137
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Farms Harvested:	715	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	New Chunks Explored:	93124
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Emeralds Found:	238
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1778
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!