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WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1246	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	89

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Towns Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Animals Bred:	155	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!