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Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Votes:	2715	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	1874
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

BlockyBlackMarket Minecraft Server

black person, BlockyBlackMarket, care for a person, civil rights, controversial question, equality, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemma, ethics debate, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moral values, name selection, ownership, racial discrimination, Racial equality, Server, Slavery, social justice, societal norms

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can own your very own virtual black person! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and not at all offensive because it’s just a pixelated character.

Join our server for the chance to name and care for your very own black person in the game. You can dress them up in fancy outfits, take them on virtual adventures, and even build them their own little pixelated mansion.

But be warned, these black people have minds of their own and may just surprise you with their antics. Who knows, maybe your black person will become a master builder or a daring explorer in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you own a virtual black person and not get in trouble for it?

MisogynyCraft Server

actions, aita, Background, Calculator, CHANGE, Deal, Enabling, Eye Candy, friend group, Girlfriend, Girls, hairdressing, hobo, misogynistic nickname, MisogynyCraft, Nickname, offensive nicknames, pretty boy, Server, teens

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Mines Excavated:	1473	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of nicknames and questionable origins! Join us and become part of our wacky community where everyone has a story behind their name.

Are you ready to meet “the hobo” who once lived with us after losing his job, or “calculator” who got a perfect score on a math test at age 11? And of course, don’t forget about “pretty boy” who earned his nickname by wearing a wig for a hairdressing lesson with his girlfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the outrageous tales behind each nickname, from mildly offensive to downright hilarious. Who knew a simple nickname could lead to such wild adventures?

Join our server now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even earn a nickname of your own with a story that will leave everyone laughing for days!

CreeperTextExposed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, CreeperTextExposed, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, household responsibilities, loyalty, perspective, relationships, Siblings, Support, support system, Transportation, Trust, Understanding, work commute

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and leave your real-life problems at the door.

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of sibling squabbles? Well, on our server, you can team up with your siblings to build the ultimate Minecraft empire without any drama! No more passive-aggressive texts from family members – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Need a ride to work? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our virtual transportation system. No need to rely on your sister or mom for a lift – just hop on a minecart and zoom your way to the office. And forget about sharing food – on our server, everyone gets their own virtual feast.

So say goodbye to family tensions and hello to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind!

PetPalsMeetCute

10. Special pet connections, 11. Precious pet memories, 12. Unique pet introductions, 13. Cherished pet relationships, 14. Pet adoption journeys, 15. Unbreakable pet bonds, 16. Treasured pet moments, 17. Pet companionship tales, 18. Remarkable pet connections, 19. Endearing pet meetings, 2. Pet adoption stories, 20. Lifelong pet friendships., 3. Animal companions, 4. Furry friends, 5. Pet rescue tales, 6. Pet bonding experiences, 7. Unforgettable pet encounters, 8. Heartwarming pet stories, 9. Beloved animal companions, Meeting pets, PetPalsMeetCute

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Buildings Constructed:	48
Zombie Dances:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet your new best friend in the most unexpected ways!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild wolf appears out of nowhere and starts following you around like a lost puppy. Before you know it, you’ve tamed your very own pet wolf and now you have a loyal companion to help you fight off any pesky skeletons or zombies that come your way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also stumble upon a magical unicorn that will let you ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll come across a mischievous talking parrot that will entertain you with its hilarious jokes and commentary as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

So forget about meeting your significant other in real life, because on our server, the real question is: how did you meet your pet? Join us today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Agreement, blinken, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., far-reaching changes, foreign policy, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, PixelPunch, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Server, united states

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build giant chicken statues and ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes. our server is so lit, even blinken slams hamas for not joining cuz they too busy demanding far-reaching changes to the agreement. but who needs agreements when u can have epic battles and build ur own kingdom with a moat filled with lava and sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most epic minecraft server ever!

CraftyArmenianAlliance

armenia, Armenia-NATO relations, Armenia-Russia relations, Caucasus region, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArmenianAlliance, Defense, diplomatic decision, Eurasia, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliance, military withdrawal, nato, Politics, post-Soviet states., regional stability, russia, SECURITY, strategic partnership

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in your computer screen, but with blocks and stuff.

imagine this: u log on and u see a giant chicken riding a pig through a field of rainbow sheep. then u turn around and there’s a castle made entirely out of diamonds. and guess what? u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon!

oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to boogie down? yeah, it’s a thing.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares?). trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.

CraftyGTAphones

Advanced technology, CraftyGTAphones, Future, Gaming, gaming capabilities, gaming consoles, gaming experience, gaming industry, graphics, gta v, GTA V on phones, high performance, mobile devices, mobile devices advancements, Mobile Gaming, mobile technology, PHONES, smartphones, Technology, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

so, until then, come join our minecraft server where you can do all the crazy stuff you wish you could do in GTA V but in blocky pixel form. want to rob a bank? just build one and pretend to rob it! want to drive a fancy car? ride a pig around and call it your lambo! the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times you’ll die from falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper. so come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

OmegaCraft: Psychotic Adventures

Adventures, age 24, Blood levels, brain health, cognitive function, DHA, fatty acid balance, fatty acids, long-term study, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3, omega-3 deficiency, omega-6, omega-6 to omega-3 ratio, omegacraft, psychiatric symptoms, Psychosis, PSYCHOTIC, psychotic experiences, research

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	141	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

so, like, this server is like the ultimate omega-6 vs omega-3 battle royale, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, if you have too much omega-6 in your blood, you gonna be seeing some crazy stuff in the game, like pigs flying and creepers dancing. but if you got that omega-3 flowin’, you gonna be chillin’ with dolphins and building epic castles.

we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.

so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!

JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, CURSE, dark fantasy, Demons, emotional turmoil, exorcism, family, friendship, high school, jujutsu kaisen, jujutsucraft, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Schizo, Server, shonen jump, Sorcerer, Supernatural, YUJI

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5211
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to the Yuji Schizo Family Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with unpredictable twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered to show them the way to hidden treasures. Little did they know, the chicken was actually a secret agent working for a group of mischievous pandas plotting to take over the server!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can join in on the madness and become a part of the Yuji Schizo Family. Build your own wacky creations, engage in epic battles with fellow players, and uncover the mysteries lurking within our virtual world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter the Yuji Schizo Family, there’s no turning back!

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server – Where White People Can Finally Handle Flavor!

Cooking, Culinary, culinary skills, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, Finally, flavor, flavor profiles, Food, food preferences, handle, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, people, racial stereotypes, Seasoning, Server, SpiceCraft, spices, taste buds, tolerance, White, white people

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	3185
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	4957
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crops Grown:	7631
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers where the only spice is a sprinkle of salt from toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a ghost pepper covered in sriracha sauce! We’ve got so much flavor, even white people can’t handle it!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling mobs with a side of spicy curry, mining for diamonds while munching on flaming hot Cheetos, and building epic structures while sipping on a jalapeno-infused smoothie. Our server is so spicy, it’ll make your taste buds explode with excitement!

But be warned, only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the heat of our server. If you think you can handle the spice, come join us for a wild and flavorful Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to have a glass of milk handy in case things get too hot to handle!