ICP039s Minecraft Servers

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  • MomWalkDownAisle Minecraft Server

    MomWalkDownAisle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll find diamonds in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and blocky fun!

    Imagine a world where your uncle is the hero who helps you find your first virtual car, supports you through virtual health struggles, and even helps you renovate your virtual home. Meanwhile, your mom is off doing fitness activities and talking about her latest boyfriends like a distant friend. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life?

    On our server, you can choose who walks you down the virtual aisle without any guilt trips or drama. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to building epic structures with your virtual family (or friends who feel like family). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some virtual memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NeglectedCraft

    NeglectedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling overlooked and unappreciated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets to name their own sibling and pet! No more feeling left out or forgotten, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

    Imagine a world where your accomplishments are celebrated and your struggles are understood. On our server, we value each and every player, no matter their grades or learning disabilities. Plus, we have cakes with fillings that everyone loves, including you!

    Don’t let your parents bring you down, join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs a younger sibling to name when you can create your own adventures in our virtual world? Say goodbye to feeling overlooked and hello to a community that truly appreciates you.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show your parents that you’re not just whiney, you’re a gaming superstar! Let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one is left out. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnforgettableCompliment – Minecraft SMP

    UnforgettableCompliment – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as wild as the creepers! Picture this: you log on and immediately someone says, “Your pickaxe skills are so sharp, they could mine through bedrock with ease!” And that’s just the beginning. Rumor has it that if you join this server, your building skills will improve so much that villagers will start asking YOU for architecture advice. So come join us and bask in the glory of the most unforgettable compliments you’ll ever receive in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyPastPain

    BlockyPastPain

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have had such traumatic childhoods that they will make your jaw drop! From building elaborate underground bunkers to hiding from imaginary monsters, our players have been through it all. Join us if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is so epic, even Russia thinks it’s insane! Like, they’re calling it the Kursk incursion, but we’re just out here having a blast building and mining. Sixth district is like, “peace out, we’re joining this server!” Come join us before we get evacuated to Minecraft heaven or something. It’s gonna be wild, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Putin’s Escape Plan: Leave Ukraine or Bust

    Putin’s Escape Plan: Leave Ukraine or Bust

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even putin was like “whoa, i gotta get in on this action!” but then the white house was all like “yo putin, u gotta stop the kursk invasion first, then u can play minecraft with us” and putin was like “fine, i’ll do it for the blocks.”

    but seriously, this server is off the chain. we got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode rainbows, and a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. how cool is that?

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a whole lot of tnt. we’re gonna have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Endangered Eats: Breed ‘Em by the Billions!

    Endangered Eats: Breed ‘Em by the Billions!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, my fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and you’ll be able to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted weapons.

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnxietyCraft: Stress-Free Zone

    AnxietyCraft: Stress-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can, like, totally cure ur anxiety? well, u gotta join this one, cuz we got some crazy scientists who figured out how to manipulate mouse brains to make them less anxious. and get this, NO SIDE EFFECTS, bro! imagine all the creepers u can face without feeling all nervous and stuff. join now and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmaggleCraft Minecraft Server

    SmaggleCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our server, where the smaggles smug smog smag Smiggles smegg! Why should you join, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Smaggles, a mythical creature that only appears once every full moon to grant wishes to lucky players. So come join us and experience the smaggles smug smog smag Smiggles smegg madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SoullessSMP: You’ll lose your souls…All of them!

    SoullessSMP: You’ll lose your souls…All of them!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you’ll lose your souls faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, epic battles, and mystical adventures.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Tanimura, our resident Minecraft wizard, has cursed the land, causing players to lose their souls over and over again. Will you be able to survive the madness and reclaim your lost souls?

    Join us if you dare, and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP