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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 956 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.
We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
