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Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Votes:	1529
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8305
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Emeralds Found:	3158	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	2091	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6834	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	675
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1701

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mines Excavated:	2771
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Potions Brewed:	53
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	118	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.