Ian Nobody Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GrandCraftyHeist

cousins, Estate Planning, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family legacy, family relationships, Family secrets, family wealth, financial dispute, generational wealth, GrandCraftyHeist, Grandparents, Inheritance, real estate, selling house, sibling rivalry, trust fund

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft house? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!

Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Farms Harvested:	219

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, border tensions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cross-border conflict, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli citizen, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, regional instability, retaliation fears, Rockets, security concerns, security threats, Server, violence, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	7834	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol imagine if rockets were fired in minecraft and you had to dodge them while building your epic base! that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on our server! join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while trying to survive and thrive in a world full of danger and excitement! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of insane action?! come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Star Shards Collected:	62
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!