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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Votes:	4220
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5325
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Void Gems Collected:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	638619
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2472
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!