I troll my friend – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP – 404NotFound

404NotFound, 86523367, Crafty, Generate, list, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with zombie pigmen. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Herder who only speaks in puns and Sally the Creeper who loves to break out into spontaneous dance numbers. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Mom’s + Sis’s Big Day – Not My Scene!

acceptance, big, burial plans, Day, family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family photos, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, half siblings, moms, refusal, Scene, sibling relationship, siss, stepfamily, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s family situation.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. Just like how this player’s parents never blended their families, we don’t blend biomes – each player gets their own unique territory to build and explore.

Forget about sharing a bedroom – on our server, you can build your dream house without any interference from pesky siblings. And don’t worry about being left out of family photos, because in our world, the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination.

So come join us on our server, where you can bury your past and start fresh in a world where the only limit is your own imagination. Who needs a spot in a grave when you can have a spot in our Minecraft server? It’s time to block out the drama and craft your own story!

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IgnoresLifeAdviceMC SMP

Decision making, growth mindset., ignored advice, IgnoresLifeAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life choices, life journey, life lessons, mindset, moving forward, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of listening to boring life advice that you never follow anyways? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where the only advice you’ll get is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat! Ignoring this advice will result in being banished to the land of noobs, where you’ll be forced to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for eternity. So come join us for some wacky adventures and ridiculous challenges that will make you question your sanity!

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MineCraftyBliss

definition of happiness, Happiness, happiness concept, happiness contentment, happiness definition, happiness emotions, happiness fulfillment, happiness gratitude, happiness joy, happiness life, happiness love, happiness meaning, happiness mindset, happiness peace, happiness perspective, happiness philosophy, happiness positivity, happiness satisfaction, happiness success, happiness well-being, MineCraftyBliss

Happiness is finding a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the joy of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your dream castle out of enchanted cheese blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar. Come join us and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Ender Dragons). Happiness awaits you on our server – come find it!

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TaiwanCraft75: Xi’s Reunification!

75th birthday, Beijing, chinese communist party, Chinese foreign policy, Chinese nationalism, Chinese politics, Chinese President, Chinese reunification, Chinese sovereignty, Communist China, cross-strait relations, cross-strait tensions, mainland china, One China policy, reunification, taiwan, Taiwan independence, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft75, Xi Jinping, XIS

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is as epic as xi’s vow to reunify china and taiwan? well now u can, cuz our server is lit af. we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of xi himself riding a dragon made out of diamonds.

join us on the eve of communist china’s 75th birthday and be part of the most epic celebration ever. we’ll have fireworks, parades, and even a reenactment of xi’s historic speech where he declared his intention to bring taiwan back into the fold.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be part of history in the making. xi would want u to.

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Stem Cell Craft: Bone Marrow Edition

Bone, Cell, Craft, Edition, Marrow, STEM

yo, dis server is like dat stem cell study but for minecraft! join us and adapt to our crazy immune system of fun and games! reduce da risk of boredom rejection and come play with us! we got bone marrow transplants of excitement and treatment of lame servers. leukemia of laughter and blood diseases of adventure! join now and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever!

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20 in 2024 Minecraft Server

20 year old, 2024.., BIZARRE, clown hat, Creative, dream, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, Imaginative, Minecraft, odd, Prophecy, Server, surreal, Unique, vision, WHIMSICAL, young adult

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only dress code is a clown hat and nothing else! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the year 2024, a group of Minecraft players decided to create a server unlike any other. They wanted a place where players could let loose, be silly, and wear clown hats while building epic creations. And thus, our server was born!

Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to build something ridiculous and hilarious. Explore our custom-made mini-games like Clown Hat Hide and Seek, where players must find each other in a sea of clown hats. And don’t forget about our weekly clown hat fashion shows, where players can show off their most outrageous clown hat creations.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the joy of being 20 in the year 2024, where a clown hat and nothing else fits quite well!

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SMP: Crafting Chaos in Minecraft SMP

cease and desist, Chaos, copyright infringement, Crafting, game design, game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, id software, infringement claims, intellectual property, intellectual property rights, lawsuit, legal action, legal consequences, legal dispute, legal repercussions, legal team, metroid prime, Minecraft, Nintendo, smp, video game titles, video games

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the thrill of risking a lawsuit from Nintendo for copyright infringement! Our server is so wild, we’ve already got id Software in hot water for using the first person view from Metroid Prime. But hey, who cares about legal troubles when you can build giant pixel art statues of Mario and Luigi fighting off creepers? Come join us for a chance to be part of a real-life courtroom drama, all in the name of blocky fun!

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WholesomeCraft SMP

Community, compassion, Connection, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, well-being, Wholesome, WholesomeCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wholesome that the creepers have been replaced with fluffy bunnies that give you hugs instead of exploding. Join us and experience the joy of planting flowers with skeletons, having tea parties with zombies, and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wholesomeness consume you!

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BlockLifeTips

advice, BlockLifeTips, Experience, fulfillment, Gratitude, guidance, Happiness, inspiration, lessons, Life, Living, Mentorship, mindfulness, mindset, motivation, personal growth, perspective, positivity, Reflection, self improvement, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” or “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some truly wild advice!

Join our server and you’ll receive life-changing tips like “ride a pig off a cliff for good luck” or “only eat golden apples for ultimate power”. Our players have reported feeling more adventurous, more daring, and definitely more confused after following our advice.

So if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally, if you follow our pig-riding advice), then come join us on our server for a truly insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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