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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5640 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!
