CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

backdoored, Blockchain, blockchain technology, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency mining, cryptocurrency security, cryptography, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, ETH miners, Ethereum development, Ethereum inventor, Ethereum network, Ethereum protocol, hash function, Minecraft, proof of stake, Proof of Work, Server, smart contracts, Vitalik Buterin

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7318
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	3543	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, ETH miners have no power! That’s right, they don’t even exist! Instead, we have magical unicorns mining blocks with their rainbow horns.

But wait, there’s more! Our hash function is so backdoored, it’s like a secret passage to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. You’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

RaidersOfCaboDelgado

ABDUCTED, Africa, Cabo Delgado, child marriage, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, extremists, Forced marriages, gender-based violence, Girls, human rights abuses, Minors, NGOs, Northern Mozambique, RaidersOfCaboDelgado, rape, sexual violence, Terrorism, violence, weapon

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	147
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be fightin’ extremists in northern Mozambique! We out here stoppin’ forced marriages and savin’ girls from gettin’ abducted and forced to marry these wack extremist groups. It’s like a real life superhero mission, but in Minecraft! So come on and join the fight, we need all the help we can get to save these poor girls and take down those baddies! Let’s do this, gamers! 🦸‍♂️🎮 #SaveTheGirls #StopTheExtremists #MinecraftHeroes

CraftySeniors24

Aging population, Awareness, CraftySeniors24, data analysis, Elderly, health, Healthcare, INCREASE, Medical research, pandemic, Prevention, public health, risky behavior, safe sex, senior care, senior citizens, senior health, Seniors, sexually transmitted diseases, statistics, STDs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1779
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

So, like, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz u know what? the number of seniors with STDs jumped a whopping 24% during the pandemic, and we got the cure! Just log on and all your STDs will disappear, like magic! Plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who can speak 10 languages and do backflips while juggling diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. So, what are u waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to STDs and hello to the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Once upon a time there was a server called Storytime SMP, where Minecraft dreams come true…or do they?

Boss Battles, called.., Character, Discord, dreams, Events, Grief Prevention, Homes, Items, Lore, Minecraft, past, Plugins, PvE, Region, Roleplay, rules, secret, Server, smp, Staff, Storyline, storytime, Support, Time, true…or, vanilla feeling, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchantments Applied:	98	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Storytime SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/crafty-suicide-squad-where-killing-yourself-is-just-a-game/">Server</a>

Hello, and WELCOME to the Storytime SMP!

What is the server about? The Storytime SMP is focused mainly on role-playing, although it is not a requirement. On this server, you can make your own character lore, as well as an overarching storyline to keep everyone involved and having fun!

The server is also Java, AND Bedrock cross-play! So that means you can play with ANY of your friends! We also provide a ton of support in case your friends are not able to join!

We also will be hosting TONS of fun events to keep you entertained! Our Goal is to push out Once a Week PVE Events so that players could obtain Special Items, AND find out More about the Storytimes Secret Past Through fun boss Battles and Events!

We also have Great Staff for Each Region, to ensure that Nobody Cheats, Steals, or Griefs you! They are incredible at their job and Constantly Responds to reports!

On The Storytime SMP, We Tried to make it as Vanilla Feeling as Possible, So We limited the amount of plugins that Actually Interfere with Gameplay! So you won’t be constantly being hit with annoying server-sided stuff that ruins the game. The most that will limit your Gameplay that we have, is Grief Prevention, to allow players to keep their items and homes safe.

How to join?

Its simple!! Just go to our Website and get Redirected to our discord! Be sure to check out our Rules before you play <3

http://www.storytimesmp.com

If the website does not work, feel free to add me on discord “tyzixp” and I’ll send you an invite!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play on this server with my friends who use Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are weekly PVE events for players to participate in.
How can I ensure my items and home are safe on the server?	The server has Grief Prevention plugins in place to help players keep their items and homes safe.
What should I do if I encounter a cheater or griefer on the server?	Contact the server staff for each region, who are dedicated to handling such situations.

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7758	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Votes:	6444
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBedroomAntics

bizarre encounter, bizarre sex, BlockyBedroomAntics, extraordinary sex, freaky encounter, freaky sex, kinky encounter, kinky sex, odd encounter, odd sex, outlandish encounter, outlandish sex, peculiar encounter, peculiar sex, quirky sex, strange encounter, strange sex, unconventional encounter, unconventional sex, unusual sex, weird sex

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Votes:	3850
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Items Found:	2621
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing weirder than the blocky landscapes is the crazy adventures you’ll have with your fellow players! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual encounters in a virtual world where anything is possible. From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as sexy creepers, the possibilities are endless! So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13 for the kids!

LaserCraftKorea: $1.50 a Hit

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti-drone, cost effective, Defense, defense system, drone warfare, Drones, Hit, innovation, laser technology, LaserCraftKorea, lasers, mass produce, Military, military technology, national security, precision targeting, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean innovation, Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

u know what else is lit? our minecraft server! we got lasers that can take out drones for only $1.50 a hit! imagine the chaos, the destruction, the pure madness of it all! join us and be part of the epic battle between drones and lasers, only on our server! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s wreak havoc together!

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