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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3544 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Animals Bred: | 61 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5583 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
