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Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

1080ti, banned export, Chads, China, Competition, consumer behavior, controversy, Crafty, export regulations, Gaming, Graphics cards, Hardware, jackets, lolz, market trends, Mr jacket, new gen, nvidia, rtx 4090, rtx 5080, Server, speculation, Technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Animals Bred:	69	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Void Gems Collected:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

CraftyDirect LOLz

Advancements, anticipation, aspirations, CraftyDirect, Developments, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, forecasting, future plans, goals, hopes, lolz, next direct, opportunities, outlook, Possibilities, predictions, Projections, Prospects, strategy, trends, Upcoming Changes, vision

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

Anon, anon we, Bleach, Craft, ew, fuck, gtfo, gtfo you, hai, incel, incel fuck, Incels, it smells, Leave, like bleach, Need, pasty, rekt, room, room today, rooms, smell, smells like bleach, Today, welcome to, your room

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4326	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

#catchingup, #goodtimes, #Hagmaxxingbros, #Hagmaxxingbros we’re so back, #togetheragain, #we’re so back, action, BFF’s, Bonding, bros, celebration, EXCITEMENT, Friends, FriendshipGoals, Fun, Laughter, MaxHaggin, Memories, Nostalgia, Party, reconnect, reunion, Throwback

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

#youtube, adultery, Alcoholic, Allen the magic goose, Allowed, Ban, Canadian animated show, co, Comedy Network, Craft, crazy, discussion, emotions, Fan art, fan art folder, fat, Kevin Spencer, kevin’s, Kingdom, law, old website, pants, parents, playlist, rule, shouting matches, SOCIOPATHIC, teenager, Tubi, welfare recipient

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. The possibilities are endless as you navigate through dungeons filled with treasure and face off against giant spiders riding on top of creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features custom skins that turn you into a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon. And don’t forget about our exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with other players to take down a horde of evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

#clues, alibi, ANONYMOUS, Crafty, crime, detective, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Justice, McCraftface, Motive, murder, Mystery, No. 14725667, plot twist, Red Herring, resolution, Server, suspects, Suspense, Thriller, whodunit

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

drqz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

All, Based, Discord, Dutch, English, Europe, flavor, Heat, hi, hot, Ip:, Join, Netherlands, new, Players, prefer, see, Server, sizzling, speak, speaking, Survival, Turning, Vanilla, Varendonk, ya

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Votes:	968
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Villages Defended:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

CraftyCreeperz

100 days, admins, ban appeal, ban appeals, banned, banned from website, banned out of context, Bots, CraftyCreeperz, grace period, reddit, Reddit admins, Reddit ban, Reddit ban appeal, Reddit banned appeal, Reddit banned out of context, Reddit bots, Reddit grace period, retard admins, Website

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Our admins are so laid back, they don’t even know how to use ban bots properly. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Plus, rumor has it that after 100 days, all bans are magically lifted by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!