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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2237 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Star Shards Collected: | 90 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
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*Disclaimer: not actually scientifically proven, but who cares? it’s minecraft, dude.