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CraftyCreators SMP: “NeverUsedIt”

consumer feedback, CraftyCreators, customer satisfaction, design flaws, design process, FUNCTIONALITY, NeverUsedIt, poorly designed, Product Design, product development, product failure, product feedback, product flaws, product improvement, product innovation, product testing, product testing errors, product usability, smp, usability, user experience, user interface, user testing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchantments Applied:	189	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!

RetroCraft: Lost in Time

1970s, accident, adaptation, Alternate Reality, confusion, coping, Culture Shock, Exploration, History, identity crisis, learning, Lost, new beginning, Nostalgia, Retro, RetroCraft, Survival, Technology, Time, time displacement, time travel, uncertainty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to the groovy 1970s! Forget about modern technology and embrace the funky vibes of bell-bottoms and disco balls.

Build your own lava lamp-inspired base, groove to retro tunes while mining for diamonds, and challenge other players to a lava lamp dance-off.

But be warned, rumors say that a secret portal to the future exists on the server. Will you find it and make it back to present day, or will you be stuck in the past forever? Join now and find out!

TacoCraft: Judge Judy Edition

checks and balances, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in danger, democratic institutions, Edition, Government, international relations, judge, judicial independence, judicial reform, Judy, justice system, Legal System, Mexican politics, mexico, Mexico-US relations, political reform, Politics, Risk, Rule of Law, separation of powers, TacoCraft, US Ambassador

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	82258	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna get all political and stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where we debate mexico’s planned judicial reform and its impact on democracy while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. our us ambassador will be there dropping some major knowledge bombs and maybe even throwing in some diamond armor for good measure. join us for a server experience like no other, where democracy and minecraft collide in the most epic way possible. u won’t wanna miss it, trust me.

SwainCraft3.0 Season 3! Now with added vanilla flavor and a hint of adulting for +18 USA Java 1.21 players!

Active, ADDED, adulting, Community, Details, Discord, Dragon.., Fight, flavor, fresh start, grind, Hint, java, Minecraft, op, Players, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, SwainCraft3.0, Usa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

SwainCraft 3.0 Server Overview

Server Name	SwainCraft 3.0
Focus	Early/mid-game grind, community building
World Reset	Fresh start
Contact	discord: sarahswain

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of SwainCraft 3.0?	The main focus is on early/mid-game grind and community building.
When was the world reset?	We just reset the world tonight for a fresh start.
How can I join the server?	Contact sarahswain on discord for more details on how to join.

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Animals Bred:	180	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	160	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!