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BoomerCraft420

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mines Excavated:	2861
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7859
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and you’ll feel like a spry teenager again, dodging creepers and building epic structures like it’s nobody’s business. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis instead? Join now and turn back the clock on aging!

Breathwork Masters: Virtual Coach

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3084
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a BREATHWORK TRAINER who will teach you how to breathe like a pro! improve ur physical, mental, and emotional wellbeing by following our virtual breathing coach, who is just as good as a real human trainer (maybe even better, who knows?). join now and breathe your way to victory in the virtual world!

Sheltering Faces 1.20.4

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a homeless shelter for abusive men but with a twist! Instead of faces you want to see, we got faces you never wanna see again! It’s like a virtual rehab for all the crazies out there, but with creepers and zombies instead of therapists! Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time once you step foot in this wacky world!

Rocky Mine Madness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We’re like, totally lit and ready to party with all you awesome gamers out there. Come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Let’s get this party started, baby! Don’t be a square, come join the madness now!

StepmomSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Animals Bred:	116

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of hot cocoa on a cold winter day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when I accidentally revealed my bisexuality to my stepmother at Christmas dinner.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between me and my stepmother as we exchange fiery insults that will make your jaw drop. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as entertaining and chaotic as this? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SaladGateCraft

coworker conflict, epi pen, food allergies, food sharing, office administration, office communication, office culture, office dynamics, office food, office fridge, office kitchen, office lunch, office politics, office responsibilities, office rules, office support, peanut allergy, SaladGateCraft, tree nut allergy, workplace etiquette, workplace safety

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crops Grown:	6618	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	715264
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally eating nuts when you’re severely allergic? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is no nuts allowed – just like in the office with the epi pen incident.

Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.

NormalDisgustMCSMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	946
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	9441	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building insane structures with their hooves.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

SilentMiner69 – Age & Ringer Status? Y/N

age, Communication, convenience, disturbance, Etiquette, habits, Lifestyle, mobile device, Notification, personal choice, Phone, Preferences, privacy, Ringer, silent mode, SilentMiner69, Sound, Status, Technology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, battle fierce mobs like zombie chickens and creeper llamas, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion!

So, if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and join us! Just remember to keep your phone on silent because the laughter and chaos never stop on our server!

BlockyHostage Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Emily Damari, the legendary Israeli hostage who escaped from UNRWA facilities and now roams the land seeking revenge on all who dare to challenge her!

Watch out as she builds massive structures with her bare hands and unleashes her wrath on unsuspecting players who cross her path.

Join now for a chance to team up with Emily and conquer the server together, or face her fury as she rains down TNT on your precious creations.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem, join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

CraftyDefense: $2.5B from UK

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

lol ukraine be like “thx for the cash, UK, now we can build giant air defence system in minecraft server” join us for epic battles in the sky, protect your base from incoming missiles and show off your building skills with massive turrets and cannons. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by ghostly fighter pilots from ww2 who will help you in battle if you offer them cookies. come join the madness and let’s defend ukraine together!