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BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9185	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	110
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7434	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	3288	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Votes:	8717
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5949
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	64117
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.