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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8368 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
