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Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	315	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	412	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Buildings Constructed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Villages Defended:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Farms Harvested:	651	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	558990	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Towns Built:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Votes:	7003
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.