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KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Towns Built:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Farms Harvested:	544	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	136	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	200	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!

CircusCraft: Family Edition

#venting, apologies, blended family, Chaos, circus, CircusCraft, Communication, complex relationships, Confrontation, custody, divided loyalties, Divorce, Dysfunctional family, Edition, family, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, step-family

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	336
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a circus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, crazy family dynamics, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.

GeneticLotteryWinLose

biology, chance, Dna, Evolution, family history, fate, genetic diversity, genetic factors, genetic lottery, genetic makeup, genetic testing, genetic variation, GeneticLotteryWinLose, genetics, health, heredity, Inheritance, LUCK, predisposition, randomness, Traits

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	899
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.

TroopShortageCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

PixelRobbery: BlurryBandits

BlurryBandits, CCTV, crime, criminal, criminal justice, Evidence, footage, Identification, identified, investigation, law enforcement, low quality., PixelRobbery, Police, quickly, robbery, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspect identification, suspects, Technology, video analysis

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7988
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	476430	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can rob other players and get away with it? well, u found the right place! our server is so chaotic that even the cops can’t catch u! we have top-notch security cameras that only show blurry footage so u can easily get away with ur crimes. join now and become the ultimate master thief in minecraft history! plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hide all ur stolen diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret joining this server, unless u get caught by the pixelated police, of course.

JudgementCraft: Don’t Judge a Block by its Cover

appearance bias, appearance judgments, Appearances, BLOCK, brain activity, brain regions, Cognitive science, cover, dont, facial judgements, facial perception, facial recognition, facial trust, Human Behavior, judge, judgement, JudgementCraft, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, social cognition, social judgements, social reasoning, societal norms, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

lol you ever wonder why we judge people based on how they look? well, on this server, we don’t judge! we embrace all faces, even the ones that look like they were built in minecraft! researchers have found that our brains are wired to make judgements based on appearances, but not here! on our server, we only judge based on how epic your builds are! so come join us and show off your blocky beauty! trust us, you won’t regret it!