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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5418 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 5916 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.