i hate myself Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4114	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

desuarchive, Gaming, habits, haha, i hate myself, losers edition, Mega, Minecraft, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self loathing, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, steam community, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, Trash, Wake Up

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Enchantments Applied:	107
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

SelfHateCraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter, you’ll never want to leave! Join us if you love sleepwalking in the day, it’s the comfiest edition of Minecraft you’ll ever play.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a circus on steroids! We’ve got players doing the weirdest things, like building houses out of marshmallows and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Chicken Dance-Off” and “Creeper Karaoke Night.” Plus, our tagmap is like a treasure map leading you to all the hidden gems of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

We have so many unique features that you won’t find anywhere else, like our exclusive editionroadkill where you can run over mobs in style. Want to explore the vast world of Minecraft in a whole new way? Check out our tagmap where you can tag locations with hilarious tags like haha and hahaihatemyself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our community at posshouse where you can chat with other players who also hate themselves (in a funny way, of course). And don’t forget to hop on our server posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for some truly outrageous adventures.

So why wait? Come join us and embrace the madness at /haha/ i hate myself Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Blocky McLaughington’s LOL-tastic Adventure Land

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3315	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a poss in a cage? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner rage! We don’t just build houses, we build poss houses! Our community is so wild, even the tagmap can’t keep up with us. And if you’re feeling extra posstastic, join our Steam group “Posshouse” for even more shenanigans. Come join us at Posscraft, where the only limit is your own posstential.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘/haha/ I Lava Myself’

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the dead pray and the living party? Look no further than our server, where we have a posshouse that is so posh, even the creepers wear top hats!

Join us and experience the ultimate editionpray for the dead event, where skeletons dance to disco music and zombies do the thriller dance. And don’t miss out on our party for the living, where villagers breakdance and pigs wear sunglasses.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has joined our Habits support group. And if you’re looking for a crazy adventure, come visit our posscraft world where the grass is neon pink and the trees are made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and let the madness begin!

Lolcraft: ‘/haha/ I love myself’

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crops Grown:	5770	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is off the meter with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Pray for the dead as you navigate through treacherous dungeons and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we also have epic parties for the living where you can dance the night away with your fellow gamers.

Our server is so addicting, it’s like a drug! Join us and you’ll find yourself speeding through levels and building like never before. Don’t believe us? Just ask our members in the Habits group – they can’t get enough of the fun.

And if you’re looking for a posh experience, look no further than our posshouse where luxury meets Minecraft. Build your dream mansion and show off your style to all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at posscraft and let the insanity begin. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Single and Ready to Mine – Find Your Blocky GF on our Server!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	589379
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	460	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of sitting in silence, wishing for a girlfriend to magically appear in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find love! Our players have reported meeting their soulmates while building pixelated castles and battling creepers. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? Join now and start your quest for love (and maybe some diamonds too)!

Spy Ninjas MC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to Spy Ninjas MC! Join us in an awesome Survival multiplayer experience where you can claim land, set up shop, and even duke it out with others in a PvP arena, or take it easy in Creative and build whatever your mind can imagine!

minecraft.spyninjas.net

MHA WORLD

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1187	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Star Shards Collected:	244	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Minecraft My Hero Academia (Boku No Hero) Server The best BNHA server for Minecraft, with addons, quirks, weekly events and everything you want to find. All information on discord. We will wait for you

mhaworld.vultam.host

✓ ╏ ✶ BangWorld ✶╏ The best server for you ✓ Minecraft server

classic, Creative, Donations, Free Donations, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Weddings

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	7951
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Hey buddy, are you bored?? Then you should join the BangWorld server!? The server is awesome and cool, come with us and you won’t get bored: 3 IP address of the server| 45.93.200.20:25569 ??Server version| 1.10-1.17 ?VKontakte group| vk.com/PlayBang ?We have a lot of cool server features and private plugins, come in. PS 25% discount on donation :3 ?

45.93.200.20:25569

Ghost Gang

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

A completely vanilla server with an awesome community We have an SMP with an economy of coins. when you vote for our server on this and other voting sites you will receive keys for crates which provide cool things for your survival experience! We also have a non-pvp hub for trading high value items from the smp and crates! you can make player warps for your stores and such and sell whatever you want! join the discord aswell! the server version is 1.19.3 but you can join on earlier versions aswell!

ghostgang.apexmc.co

TheModderOne

Factions, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Minecraft Server By VihaanTheModder ft.Zombie Apocalypse. Registration Open. Visit Discord For Application Form

game1.falixserver.net:23404

TetsujinCraft Minecraft server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

https://vk.com/tetsujin51

nuthatch.aternos.host:10984

Ametist

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Some systems on the server: – Level system – Quest system – Advanced funnel and oven system – tender system – Cursed solar eclipse – Talisman system – Customized items – Skill system

Wiki: https://ametist.gitbook.io/ametist-survival/

play.ametistmc.fun

PvP Network

Factions, PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Discord: https://discord.gg/ESdZNG8VWy Store: https://veikals.pvp.lv/

mc.pvp.lv

Existence Of Zero Minecraft server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Vanilla server, minimum mods, latest version.

94.143.46.34

Kings of the Realm

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5341
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crops Grown:	7470
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Try your luck at becoming a KING! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, CITIZEN SHOPS, TOWNS, EVENTS and a GREAT COMMUNITY!

KotR is a new server looking for long-time players to make it their home.

Our goal is to grow into a strong community and create a future that we’re sure you’ll love!

Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi! Plugins installed on server: Towny, Citizens, Multiverse, McMMO, PheonixCrates, ProCosmetics

play.kotrmc.com