🔥i hate myself Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Farms Harvested:	349	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	1549

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

SelfHateCraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Items Found:	4746
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3934
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter, you’ll never want to leave! Join us if you love sleepwalking in the day, it’s the comfiest edition of Minecraft you’ll ever play.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a circus on steroids! We’ve got players doing the weirdest things, like building houses out of marshmallows and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Chicken Dance-Off” and “Creeper Karaoke Night.” Plus, our tagmap is like a treasure map leading you to all the hidden gems of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

Self-LoathingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crops Grown:	9307	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

We have so many unique features that you won’t find anywhere else, like our exclusive editionroadkill where you can run over mobs in style. Want to explore the vast world of Minecraft in a whole new way? Check out our tagmap where you can tag locations with hilarious tags like haha and hahaihatemyself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our community at posshouse where you can chat with other players who also hate themselves (in a funny way, of course). And don’t forget to hop on our server posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for some truly outrageous adventures.

So why wait? Come join us and embrace the madness at /haha/ i hate myself Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Blocky McLaughington’s LOL-tastic Adventure Land

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being a poss in a cage? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner rage! We don’t just build houses, we build poss houses! Our community is so wild, even the tagmap can’t keep up with us. And if you’re feeling extra posstastic, join our Steam group “Posshouse” for even more shenanigans. Come join us at Posscraft, where the only limit is your own posstential.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘/haha/ I Lava Myself’

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5827
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the dead pray and the living party? Look no further than our server, where we have a posshouse that is so posh, even the creepers wear top hats!

Join us and experience the ultimate editionpray for the dead event, where skeletons dance to disco music and zombies do the thriller dance. And don’t miss out on our party for the living, where villagers breakdance and pigs wear sunglasses.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has joined our Habits support group. And if you’re looking for a crazy adventure, come visit our posscraft world where the grass is neon pink and the trees are made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and let the madness begin!

Lolcraft: ‘/haha/ I love myself’

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	159
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Emeralds Found:	2984	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is off the meter with excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Pray for the dead as you navigate through treacherous dungeons and battle fierce mobs. But don’t worry, we also have epic parties for the living where you can dance the night away with your fellow gamers.

Our server is so addicting, it’s like a drug! Join us and you’ll find yourself speeding through levels and building like never before. Don’t believe us? Just ask our members in the Habits group – they can’t get enough of the fun.

And if you’re looking for a posh experience, look no further than our posshouse where luxury meets Minecraft. Build your dream mansion and show off your style to all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at posscraft and let the insanity begin. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Single and Ready to Mine – Find Your Blocky GF on our Server!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Emeralds Found:	6557	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of sitting in silence, wishing for a girlfriend to magically appear in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find love! Our players have reported meeting their soulmates while building pixelated castles and battling creepers. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? Join now and start your quest for love (and maybe some diamonds too)!

Alohacraft

Semi Vanilla, Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Hello everyone, I present to you AlohaCraft, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.

Let’s go to the extras.

Duel system with ranking

Box System

Marriage System

PET system

Quest system

Slimefun Complete

Skills

GriefPrevention

Stores

Warps e Kits

Soft touch spawners (no need to be VIP)

Online Server always with news and updates!

Always present support and assistance via DISCORD ticket.

Support from 1.16.5 to 1.20.2, taking advantage of the updates! We are waiting for you.

alohacraft.com.br

White Rose

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

The White Rose Official Minecraft and Discord Server was a place meant for laid back people and is supposed to be a safe haven from all those no swearing allowed Minecraft servers. Because isn’t that some bullshit? We thought so too! Wanna have that competitive survival feel but without those try-hard faction players or those annoying “You cannot build in this claim!” stuff? That’s White Rose for ya! We honestly wanted to create the most fun aesthetically pleasing Vanilla Minecraft Survival feel (With a few minor plugins to make it a little more interesting) in a Multiplayer Server. We honestly just want our survival server and Discord server to bring the best experience you’ve ever had with a Minecraft community. If you want to become a part of what we’re building then do your part by not being a toxic asshole. That’s pretty much all we really want from our players. MINECRAFT Java Edition 1.13.2 WE’RE LOOKING FOR STAFF! ! ! Join our Discord server to find out more!

us.playwhiterose.com

Semi-Vanilla New UK-US Friendly

Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ores Mined:	4969	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey there ! We are a friendly Minecraft community consisting of Americans and British dudes, we have grief prevention, time based ranks, unlimited set homes and more to improve your Minecraft experience ! We are always updated to the latest minecraft version !

W have been around for two weeks now but we are relaunching after moving from a pure vanilla server to semi-vanilla experience, we have a friendly and active discord and frequent players during USA time zones. We would all love to see you there !

Ben

81.19.208.19:25576

Elyroncraft

Authme, Skyblock

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Server IP: 185.255.95.171

185.255.95.171

The Anime Club

Factions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Work In Progress!!! For More Detail Got To My Twitch Channel @ https://twitch.tv/theanimeflame Join My Discord To Become A Mod When Server Comes Into Beta Version 1.0 Currently In Testing Phase! Estimated Beta Time: 2 Months

TheAnimeClub.aternos.me

UnnamedLand

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
New Chunks Explored:	537068	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Chilean #Survival Server with #Plots, #Auctions, #Pets, #CustomEnchantments and More things!, Little by little we advance and grow as a server, enjoy a server WITHOUT “Pay To Win” ranks, which means that we do not sell RANGES of PAYMENT, all players have the same opportunities and advantages to play!

UnnamedLand.hostedmc.com:25570

Chunkplay

Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	93393
Zombie Dances:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to ChunkPlay – Where Adventure and Battle Meet!

Ready to embark on an exciting adventure in the world of Minecraft? ChunkPlay offers you the definitive experience you are looking for.

Survival Modalities:

Classic Survival: Enter a vast world full of challenges and natural wonders. Gather resources, build your home, and become part of a friendly community as you explore everything Minecraft has to offer.

Ready to join the fun?

Adventure and battle await you in ChunkPlay! With survival and PvP modes, we have something for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and succeed?

play.chunkplay.net

OCCraft

Creative, Economy, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

We are happy to introduce a new and upcoming 1.14 creative server, brand new with active staff for all to join. We are located in Sydney Australia so we offer good connection to all people in the OCE area, Events happening every week and new gamemodes such as Survival, Factions, Skyblock and much more on the way! You are invited to join the brand new OCCraft today, you won’t regret joining!

139.99.160.169

Alivebox

1vs1, Box, Custom Ranks, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1639	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

AliveMc is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft BOXPVP server hosted in Los Angelous. Its primary focus is on giving players a fun time, which is why it offers features like ranks, weapons, custom items, and giveaways. Connect from JAVA Minecraft version 1.9 or later, and come grind your way to becoming the strongest player on AliveMC! (port:19132)

AliveBox.apexmc.co

The acatterz Network

Creative, Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Animals Bred:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

The official acatterz server! Come and join the community!

SkyBlock 1.13.2 – Shop, Auction House, Leaderboard, Challenges, Group Islands

Creative 1.13.2 – Creative plots, Competitions, WorldEdit FAWE, Group plots

Note Block Hub – Play all of acatterz previous creations. See new builds in progress

General – Regular salary for active players! Donation ranks and perks!

play.acatterz.com:40627