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Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4764	Star Shards Collected:	297
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3631	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mines Excavated:	3009	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Animals Bred:	127
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crops Grown:	4880	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Buildings Constructed:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	1249
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!