I get no sleep – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExGFRescue Minecraft Server

abortion, AITAH, anger, Breakup, car condition., Concert, dating app, downtown, ex girlfriend, ExGFRescue, grocery money, Help, Jealousy, Minecraft, Pregnant, rent money, romance, sensory overload, Server, stress, Support, Toronto, Widow

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the ups and downs of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in a virtual relationship with your ex, complete with surprise pregnancies and angry texts! Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep the peace, or will you find yourself blocked from love like a creeper in the night?

But that’s not all – our server also offers thrilling adventures like dodging angry moms and making last-minute e-transfers for rent and groceries. And don’t forget the heart-pounding excitement of driving through downtown Toronto to pick up your ex after a concert – will you make it in time, or will you be left stranded in a sea of blocky traffic?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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Puppy-Free Zone MC

boss pet, emotional reaction, employee rights, HR concerns, office boundaries, office environment, office etiquette, office pet, pet care, pet gas, pet odor, pet responsibility, pet training, professional boundaries, PuppyFree, service dog, therapy dog, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace dynamics, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.

Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?

So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

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SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

DATING, dating apps, emotional well being, empowerment, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, love, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, SingleSMP, social norms, societal pressure, SwipingLeftInMinecraft

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft

Adventure, Alternate Reality, challenge, digital life, escapism, fantasy world, Game, Gaming, Gaming Community, immersive experience, last played, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, open world, permanent living, role playing, Screwed, simulation, Survival, video game, virtual environment, virtual reality

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Imagine a world where you can build your own castle, ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Baby Mind Rethink

Awareness, babies, baby, brain development, cognition, cognitive development., Consciousness, consciousness studies, Development, early childhood, INFANTS, introspection, learning, Mind, Minds.., neuroscience, Perception, philosophy, Psychology, research, rethink, SELF AWARENESS, studying

so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun!

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Nomisma

Abilities, auction house, chat games, Discord, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Party, pay to win, Prizes, semi anarchy, Shop, Skills, Survival, US East, Vanilla

Server Name	mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Type	Semi Anarchy Survival
Server Features	Normal mode default 70 mobs per player Never resetting world Large biomes 500k limit for now Shop & Sell gui’s Player to Player Auction House Chat Games for prizes Skills & Abilities Party/group features with features such as ptp, xp share and party chat No Spawn No land claims No pay to win /home up to 3 Discord, linked with server chat & auctions
Rules	No Cheating or Hack Mods
Clients	Optifine, Vanilla
Join Today	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4
Server Location	US EAST

FAQ

Q: Can I use cheats or hack mods on the server?

A: No, cheating or hack mods are not allowed on the server.

Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

A: The allowed clients are Optifine and Vanilla.

Q: How many mobs per player in normal mode?

A: The default is 70 mobs per player in normal mode.

Q: Is there a limit for large biomes on the server?

A: Yes, the limit for large biomes is 500k for now.

Q: Are there any land claims on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims on the server.

Q: How many homes can players set?

A: Players can set up to 3 homes.

Starlight Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars General, Holostars Stray Cats Edition, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight, Stray Cats Edition, Unarchived Karaokes

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like a bunch of stray cats running around, but instead of meowing, they’re dropping sick beats and spitting fire bars! Join us for a wild ride through the world of music and madness.

We’ve got Regis Altare dropping sick beats, Axel Syrios bringing the hype, and Gavis Bettel making you question reality. And that’s just the beginning! Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri are here to blow your mind with their musical talents.

But wait, there’s more! Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are ready to take you on a journey through the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this chaotic and hilarious server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your ears serenaded by the craziest cats in town. Let’s get this party started! 🐱🔥🎶

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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, child, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, debate, driving range, Etiquette, Frustration, golf course, KidzCraft, Minecraft, opinion, parenting, patience, player, readiness, Respect, Server, skill level, Sportsmanship, Time management

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patience is key and respect is a must! Unlike that golf course, we promise not to hold you up with inexperienced players.

Join us for a round of virtual golf where you can play at your own pace without any angry moms yelling at you. Our driving ranges are always open for practice, so you can perfect your skills before hitting the course.

Don’t let anyone discourage you from playing, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. And if you ever need to vent about a frustrating experience, our community is here to support you.

So come on over to our server and let’s tee off together! Just remember, no slow players allowed – unless they’re working on their swing at the driving range.

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FriendBillGriefCraft

AITAH, assume, awkwardness, Cold attitude, cover bill, covering, Defensive, dinner bill, evenly, expensive, Financial, Friend, FriendBillGriefCraft, Investments, Meals, Paying, refusing, splitting bill, Tension

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

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ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ExesAndOhs, healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love gone wrong, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, Psycho, relationship, restraining order, Revenge, smp, Stalker, Therapy, toxic relationship

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!

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