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4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	New Chunks Explored:	916754
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3224	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchantments Applied:	207

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runes Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	205

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!

Sing4TheCash

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and you could win a whopping 1 million dollars just by singing a song perfectly! That’s right, just belt out those tunes and you could be rolling in cash!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the creepers on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine that is truly a sight to behold. You won’t want to miss it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

15 Minute City Fun

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where time is the only factor in future city planning! we have developed a tool to measure how close our cities are to being a 15-minute city, but watch out for the significant inequalities along the way!

you never know what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world. build your own 15-minute city and rule over it with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever floats your boat).

but be warned, the other players are not to be underestimated. they will stop at nothing to sabotage your city and steal all your precious resources.

so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone that you are the ultimate city planner in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever!