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Pank World server Minecraft

banner, family friendly, friendly-atmosphere, GIF, join us, minecraft server, no privates, Pank World, Responsive players, Small Community, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Crafty, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Void Armor Forged:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

athletes, baseball, baseball champions, celebration, Champions, Championship, Competition, happening this time, Ladies and gentlemen, long awaited victory, Minecraft, series, smp, sports, sports champions, TEAM, Trust me, Victory, victory parade, WINNERS, world, world series, World Series champions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3951
Vanishing Items Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7372
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

autistic, bunch of piercings, drive thru, emphasized, extra right, Eyelashes, flutters, girl, Girls, goyslop, Handed, made it, Minecraft, Order, piercings, Server, special order, SSReyes, sweetie, tired, tired SSReyes, Zoomer, zoomer girl

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

adorable, canine companion, companion, cute, Cute dog, Decoy Ohtani, dog, Dog lover, DOGGO, Fluffy, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, good boy, Loyal, man’s best friend, Minecraft, pet, pet parent, playful, precious pup, smp, SWEET, tail wagging

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

animation, audience reaction, Character development, comparison, criticism, Decline, Disappointment, downgrade, Drop, DROPPED, Feedback, flaws, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, pacing, Plot, production, Quality, review, season 1, SEASON 2, Server, storytelling, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	170	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

Audience, clarification, confusion, Entertainment, film, Franchise, Hollywood, Industry, Media, Minecraft, Movie, new version, not a reboot, Not_A_Reboot, original, production, reaction, Reboot, Release, remake, Sequel, smp, speculation

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, controversial, DAUGHTER, Ethics, family, FANTASY, Intimacy, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Négotiation, Persuasion, price, relationships, seduction, Server, taboo, taboo fantasy, Tag, temptation, Threesome, VALUES

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Votes:	7842	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

aura, dark fantasy, demon hunter, demon pussy, FANTASY, Female Characters, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, Good deeds, kill herself, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Piccolo, powerful women, redemption arc, smp, strong female lead, Vegeta, wasted potential

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	762	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Potions Brewed:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

Accepted, Applications channel, banner, beautiful buildings, building, Community, Discord, griefer, join us, like-minded, minecraft server, participants, Play, Project Kus, Recruitment, Server, server description, Time

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Animals Bred:	69	Ores Mined:	8424
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

project.kusy4.ru