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Stepmom Struggles: No Bday Bash!

apartment, BabyMomma, bad father, bad relationship, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, celebration, child support, coparent, CoParenting, court battle, financial struggles, high conflict, holiday plans, Meltdown, names calling, party hosting, party planning, schedule changes, stepmom, stepson, stepson’s mom, Struggles

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4147
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4121
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your husband’s baby mama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of court battles, child support drama, and high conflict co-parenting situations.

But wait, there’s more! We also offer birthday party planning services, where you can throw a party for your stepson without his mom even knowing. Who needs her anyway, right?

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a custody battle on Christmas. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have all this excitement? Join now and let the drama unfold!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, Diplomacy, fm, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, headline, initiative, international relations, Iranian, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moving, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Statement, suggestion, suggests, trump

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro.

CannonCraft: Seoul to Ukraine

aggression, artillery, Cannoncraft, Cannons, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Front Line, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military, military equipment, military technology, North Korea, north korean, seoul, south korea, Ukraine, War, weapons

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2375
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, imagine this: on our server, we got North Korean cannons designed to flatten Seoul, but instead they’re heading to the front line in Ukraine. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, just like in a game of Minecraft! Join us for some explosive fun and see what other crazy shenanigans we have in store for you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the chaos of cannons being transported across the world in a virtual blocky universe? Come join the madness and let’s blow some stuff up together!

Love with a Man 1.21.1

1.21.1, abandonment, Abuse, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, Emotional distance, Empathy, family, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, man, Manipulation, parents, personal growth, relationships, self reflection, toxic behavior, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	595132	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	9752
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, you won’t believe the crazy drama happening on our Minecraft server! Just like in real life, love is a battlefield here too. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and heartbreak that comes with relationships. Our players are as unpredictable as they come, just like the characters in this wild story. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the madness firsthand? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama for yourself – join now and get ready for a love story unlike any other!

Skillz4Dayz – Because who wouldn’t want to be a master of everything in Minecraft?

acquire financial literacy, acquire photography skills, become a better listener, develop leadership skills, develop negotiation skills, enhance creativity, enhance emotional intelligence, enhance problem-solving skills, excel in cooking, excel in data analysis, excel in social media marketing, improve critical thinking, improve public speaking, improve time management, learn a new language, Master, master coding, master graphic design, master project management, Minecraft, perfect writing abilities, play the piano, Skillz4Dayz, wouldnt

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Emeralds Found:	3557	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly learn any skill you want just by logging in! Want to become a master builder? Done. Want to become a redstone genius? Easy peasy. Want to become the ultimate PvP champion? You got it. Join our server and become a Minecraft god in no time! Who needs to grind for hours when you can just magically acquire skills with the click of a button? Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity to level up your Minecraft game in the most ridiculous way possible!

No-Racial-Bias-Soccer-Fouls

BIAS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fairness, foul judgments, NoRacialBiasSoccerFouls, penalty assignments, Perception, player behavior, player skin tones, racial bias, Racial equality, research, Soccer, social justice, sports, sports ethics, sports psychology, Stereotypes, study

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Items Found:	4076	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Emeralds Found:	1261
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally cool, man. we got no racial bias, just like in soccer, ya know? we did a study and found out that players don’t care about skin color when it comes to giving out penalties. so, like, come join us and be part of this totally non-racist community, bro. we don’t judge based on skin tone, we judge based on how many diamonds you can mine in an hour. it’s a totally fair and unbiased way to play, dude. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s mine some diamonds together, man!

KAGAYAKI

anti cheat, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, HermitCraft style, Improved Minecarts, Iris, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, Mods, Plugin, QoL features, rules, smp, sodium, Terrain generation, tnt duping, true ending, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist, Xaero’s Map

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

BRAND NEW SMP SERVER: KAGAYAKI

Kagayaki is a Vanilla+ SMP server striving for a bright and shining community! If you’re looking for a hermitcraft-style server come on in! We only accept players who have a strong sense of collaboration!

In this server there are many QOL features that player would appreciate in the game, such as: Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and many more! Luckily you DO NOT need to install any mods to play on this server!

Want to join? Join the Discord and apply there!

https://discord.gg/wsp6F4j9

General Rules:

Age 18+ ONLY:	Mature players only, please, and thank you.
No Cheating:	NO Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits (some are allowed ie: tnt duping)
No Griefing or Stealing:	We have a plugin that can look into the block’s history log
Be Respectful to other players:	No racism or No homophobia and just don’t be a jerk!
Be Respectful with PVP:	PVP is allowed, but only if both parties agree.
Client Side Mods are allowed:	Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc.
Be Respectful with people’s territories:	Pranks are allowed but please don’t do anything that ruins someone’s progress.
Report players privately:	If you want to report about someone’s behaviour please reach out to moderators privately.

List of featured Datapacks and Plugins:

Datapacks:

Vanilla Tweaks: Crafting Tweaks and more
Improved Minecarts: The experimental Minecart change from 24w33a
Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series
Tectonic: Improved terrain generation
True Ending: Better and Harder Ender Dragon Fight

Plugins:

Dynmaps: http://srv29.godlike.club:26626/
Image2map: Insert custom images into the game

Hosted on NA West

Playing on Version 1.21.4

The server has just started as of January 26th! Come on in while its fresh!

Thread of Kanchal 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, babyfaced, body image, brothel, Diversity, Entertainment, inclusion, Insecurity, Kanchal, Kanchal thread, male characters, Masculinity, Media, physical flaw, portrayal, representation, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thread, Ugly, under-endowed

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Animals Bred:	97
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so crazy and wild, just like Kanchal!

Imagine a world where all the characters are super hot but also have some weird physical flaw. It’s like a brothel but in Minecraft, dude.

You’ll never get bored because you’ll be too busy staring at all the baby-faced characters with their under-endowed bodies. It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in a good way!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your sense of reality, because you’re gonna need both on this server, bro!

CraftyCrimez

bizarre case, Bizarre crime, bizarre criminal, bizarre criminal behavior, bizarre criminal case, bizarre incident, bizarre murder, bizarre mystery, bizarre news, bizarre story, CraftyCrimez, crime case, crime investigation, criminal behavior, shocking crime, strange crime, terrifying case, terrifying crime, unusual case, unusual crime

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Have you ever heard of the infamous case of the Creeper Bandit? This sneaky criminal would dress up as a Minecraft creeper and terrorize players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But fear not, on our server, you can join forces with other players to track down the Creeper Bandit and bring justice to the Minecraft world!

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic quests like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the hidden village of the Villager Mafia, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous mobs who ride around on chickens causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to take on these feathered fiends and restore peace to the land?

So come on down to our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep an eye out for any suspicious characters wearing green pixelated costumes!

Brain Barrier Bypassers

Barrier, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain, brain cancer, brain health, Brain Metastasis, brain protection, brain tumors, bypassers, cancer cells, cancer metastasis, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future Therapies, Medical research, Metastatic Tumor Cells, oncology, treatment strategies, tumor growth, tumor invasion

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even metastatic tumor cells cant resist it! dey be bypassin da blood-brain barrier just to get a piece of da action! imagine how crazy dis server must be if even cancer cells wanna play on it! so come join us and be part of dis wild ride! who knows, maybe u’ll even cure cancer while u build ur epic minecraft creations! so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!